Something Is Wrong With The Professor

The Professor Story #2

The Professor says, "Hey, Ryan."

Ryan Bergara says, "Hey, Professor."

The Professor goes over and sits on the example window.

The Professor says, "I know it's late and you shouldn't be here, but would you like to eat jellybeans and talk?"

Ryan says, "Sure."

The Professor opens his tiny bag and puts the jellybeans into a tiny cup.

The Professor says, "There you go, Beefboy, a full cup of jelly beans."

Ryan responds, "Thank you, Professor."

Ryan takes the tiny cup and eats a jelly bean.

The Professor is kicking his tiny legs and asks, "I know we don't get along on camera but do you like me?"

"I like you," Ryan says before eating another jelly bean.

The Professor says, "How much and in what way?"

Ryan says, "I like you quite a bit but...why?"

Ryan eats another jelly bean.

"Well, you see..." The Professor says while panicking so makes something up.

The Professor continues, "I like you too, despite everything. And I want us to be more than friends."

"More than friends?" Ryan asks.

"You know, like best friends or..." The Professor starts.

The Professor is thinking of something but his silence makes it sound more flirty than it is.

Ryan says, "...Yeah. We can be best friends."

The Professor nervously says, "Good! I hope you don't mind when I don't have...You know. I get a feeling you find it unnerving."

Ryan chuckles nervously.

Ryan says, "No, of course not."

The Professor is kicking legs and sways back and forth.

Ryan says, "I...should go."

Ryan gets up.

"Wait! Isn't there anything else you want to do?" The Professor asks as he tries to take of bow tie seductively.

"Uh..." Ryan stutters.

The Professor puts on his bow tie and shouts, "I'm sorry!!"

The Professor runs off and Ryan leaves awkwardly.