Joke of a Vehicon

12: Choo Choo

Someone gave me a chaotic idea for a chapter.

>: )

":A Cybertronian language or Bumblebee.:"

"-Voice recording or video-"

"Normal talking. AND SHOUTING! OR EMPHASIS."

'Thoughts'

[Bond]

/Communications or phone/

//email or text "code words"//

(Quick note or comment from author.)

*Scene change*

=sound effect or noise=

"~Flirt or fancy~"

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Ah yes. Another day of chaos. A perfect day to absolutely destroy the fragile wall between normal and insanity

Vim is keeping an eye on Whirl JR. She is watching a show about Thomas, who is a tank engine. The screen turned black before the whole thing exploded. Whirl starts to fuss.

"It's okay..." Vim attempts to calm the sparkling. They get an idea. "Why don't we have some fun."

Whirl tilts her head in confusion.

*The Nemesis.*

Alarms are blaring. The PA crackled to life "CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!" the speaker system shouted throughout the halls.

Vehicons are running like headless chickens. Eradicons are jumping off the ship in hopes to escape. Megatron was not here, so no one can stop the reality bending entity who is approaching the space craft. Its every Con for themselves.

Steve stands amidst the chaos. He gives a heaving sigh. "Vim." He groans in annoyance. He walks into a storage closet and locks the door.

Vim appears in the main hallway, Whirl is sitting on their shoulder. They transform animorph style into a train, but their face is on the front. Anime glitter flies around as if some form of magical girl has appeared. Whirl sneezed as some glitter got into her optic. (I know it is an eye.)

Vim's face extends from their train body, like a tube of toothpaste getting squished. Their head peeked around the corner. Two vehicons freeze in place.

Randomvehicon1: /what do we do?/

Randomvehicon2: /just don't move, it might lose interest if we hold still.../

Vim's head slithers back to their body.

Randomvehicon2: /see? It works every time./

Randomvehicon1: /what is that sound?/

Then the sounds of metal scratching against the floor increased. A beatbox version of 'Thomas the tank engine theme' rapidly plays. Vim Tokyo drifts around the corner. The vehicons had no chance of survival. Both were sent flying through time and space.

Their unconscious bodies landed right in front of Starscream, who just returned from scheming. He hears heavy breathing in his left audio receptor. He turns his head to see a train at the other end of the hallway. The train is getting closer. The train is fast. He is too late to escape from the train. Starscream is now stuck to the wall by his heels.

After another three and a half hours of 'fun', Vim decided it was enough. They teleported back home with Whirl.

"Did you like that?" Vim asks.

Whirl giggles in response. She had been laughing maniacally the whole time.

"Good. then it is worth it." Vim cries on the inside while remembering his last punishment from Megatron after pulling a stunt like this.

When Megatron came back, He was not happy. At Least until he saw the pitiful state Starscream was in. Starscream had some of his ego shaved down from that experience.

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I made some random animations on my youtube channel. It is in my description. Yes, one of them has a laugh reveal.

(Quick update)

Almost forgot the cursed drawings. Not my best, but not too bad for quick doodles.