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Just a thing my friend thought of

So me and eliot were hanging out and he said "hey what if demonus didnt make humans drunk but made them really really high" and it made me think because it acts like juice to humans and doesnt get them drunk maybr in my mind it could get them really really high after a few sips

Headcannon -

You and lucifer were drinking demonus after a long day and after a few sips lucifer noticed something.
"mc my dear what is wrong with your face?" lucifer said slightly (very) concerned
Mc giggled like a drug dealer "i smeEl colurs and shaeps luUci" mc said, shitface high.
Lucifer looked at you like you were crazy and asked if you needed to be hospitalized.
Blah blah blah blah, after you weren't high and ate 45 7 course meals, lucifer asked you what the fuck that was and you said "I was shitface high lucifer" he was facinated, but never wanted you to have demonus again so he just used solomon for future experiments.

AUTHORS NOTE. MY TIKTOK WAS BANNED. I AM NOW l3viathan.k1ss.m3 or some shit