CHAPTER 5
Is... Is she dead?!!! OH NO!!!!
What THE?!! How can I explain to Ajumma that I have a beautiful corpse inside my room!!! Think Taeyeon THINK!!!
Panicking I paced round and round the tiny rectangular room.
F*ck she'll think ill of me no doubt, she already thinks I'm crazy for renting the basement for keeping my Dookong collection and Kaiju artworks in!!
Now she'll think I'm into this BSDM thing and I went too far into the dark side! I started biting on my nails in absolute anxiety.
Wait... Dark side...
Dark side...
"YODA! YES! YODA! Help Me!!!!! I'm in my knees begging YOU!!! A-are you there? Can you please send me the force! YES! The FORCE!"
Lost and delirious I went on and did anything imaginable to get me out of this mess!!!
"Ugh..."
"Gasp! Yoda is that you?" Never thought that it could really work but damn! I've got the force by my side. Maybe cause Yoda is the same colour as my beloved peas? There's a strong connection with the force?!
"Ugh..."
Huh?! Wait... it's coming from the direction of the girl. Did she just grunt? Is-Is she breathing? I quickly went to her side and saw her 36C chest heave up and down in slow rhythm.
Oh she just passed out... Thank God! Anyways, makes sense, hayyyy... "I'm such a pabo thinking she's already dead!" hahaha I said unconsciously knocking on my temples.
Must've been rough slamming to the wall like that.
I inched closer to examine the foreign creature lying upside down on the floor and slowly poked her in the cheek. I couldn't believe it when the tips of my index finger touched her porcelain skin...
"No way..."
"She's real. She's Really REAL!!!"
"Sooyeon that Video Girl I saw on the screen earlier is now here in front of me! In my room! W-hat?! Why??? Oh My God. I felt I just won the lottery! Is this like a special service from the heavens?! Like that anime AH MY GODDESS?! But... I didn't even make a phone call...!! When can I make my wish of keeping her? Wait, that's just anime Taeyeon. This is reality. I have to be rational about this...
Breathe in, Breathe out. Breathe in, Breathe out.
Okay... I'm now calm and thinking straight...
I couldn't get a date so Aphrodite sent an angel down from Venus!!! YES THAT'S IT!"
"OH MY DOOKONG GOD I'M SO LUCKY!!!" I quietly giggled and did my small victory dance in glee.
Since Sooyeon was lying upside down with her legs on the wall, I decided to move her into a sitting position so that she wouldn't have cramps and muscle aches when she regains consciousness.
And DAMN, looking at her from a close distance she's really a beauty.
She's even more ethereal in person. She really does seem like an angel. She's got looks and has nice style too. Kinda looks like what that pretty second vocalist in Girls generation wore in their explosive MV "The Boys". What was her name again? Drat I forgot! How Can I forget the name of my favorite GG member!!! Must be from the shock! But I remember it sounded American and started with "J". Anyways, I swear I was drooling the whole time their MV was playing, and the whole of the second time I played it back. Haha! And now I have Sooyeon to feast my eyes with all for myself! Ho ho ho. Yah Byuntae! But I can't help it, could you? Cause now, I no longer need to stop any video and stare because she's right here in front of me! She's got huge racks too, I DEFINITIVELY AM IN!
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[TAENGSICFic] Video Game Sica (completed)
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