Hi! My name is Jonas. Or maybe it's Anna?
We have no names yet!
I live in something-town, a place with no finished construction. Houses with no roofs, some with no windows or doors. It's like a poor country!
And then there's a baby thing in town!
Multiple babies! It's a war.
We shoot the zombie baby army. Hooray for America! Whoopie and all that SHIT.
You sense my envy on writers, hm?
I will take a snake and eat it! That'll make the book more interesting to the insane part of Wattpad.
And I don't even wanna finish this chapter. And scene!
Fuck. That was stupid.
Ok, hi! Baby war, we bomb them AND Britain!
Britain babies rise up, as mutants. You see a candy cannon and bomb them!!
And then there's this story.
I'm gonna give up on the first chapter.
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of No Motivation
RandomNo motivation from this book! Follow character as they struggle to be within the plot.
