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GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON
after yesterday you knew he was the hottest bitch around fr
PUTTA PERTY HAT ON DA DEAD BODIES FER FUN AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY
ew its a save slot....
anyway back to this:
hello hi phone guy bad time hehe undertale reference idfk
you see...a shaded figure in the distance. he beckons you to follow him towards the safe-room. this was the man from last night. 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣...
"you made it old sport! did you tell phone face anything!?"
"i-i dont think so..."
"good, we dont need that shit to deal with. i need your help moving bodies."
"sure i guess i could do that..."
"good. take the bodies and then dump them in the dumpster outside. the front door is through the prize counter. good luck. "
YOUR AUBERGINE MAN LEFT AGAIN!! WHY DOES HE NOT SEE THAT YOU LOVE HIM!?
ok thats fuckin intense...
you listen to phone fucks annoying training tape for no fuckin reason.
you take 2 bodies and leave hallwae
tell phone man your holding a c00t doggo
dispose of two dead kiddies
reenter death trap pizza place #47
YOUR AUBERGINE MAN IS BACK
"hey there, old sport! your doin fuckin great! the evidence is mostly gone! im satisfied with how youve helped me today, old sport! lets give ourselves an early day off. with all these dead kiddins, phone face shouldn't notice. you and me kid, well go far...dont worry about the last body, old sport, i'll do that one myself...i have the perfect hiding place for that one....heh heh heh...see ya tomorrow!"
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my aubergine man✨💜💘(dsaf dave x reader)
Fanfictiona dave x reader thingy but dsaf✨ this is a joke
