A true love story (Doki Doki Reimagined)

The New Member

Trisha was laying in bed when she saw the time on her clock "AW SCHNITZEL FART,IM GONNA BE LATE" said Trisha Paytas. "I'm so embarrassed" Trisha said with a blush crossing her pale tan orange complexion "SUGOI~~" she screamed chicken nugget hanging out of her mouth, she had just gotten lip fillers to look juicy in school. Trisha ran to the bus stop, her multicolor boobs jiggling in the wind.. her McDonald's bag in her hand. There were multiple dirty napkins flowing out of her backpack, covered in a random substance.. hard to tell what it was.

Then all the sudden- David spade-Chan came running! "Sugoi, Trisha chan!~ I missed you sooo much!" Trisha turned in glee after hearing her childhood best friend David spades elegant yet gentle voice. "David Chan! I've missed you, we haven't seen each other since what.. grade school?" She laughed at her own sentence. "Speaking of school we should get there soon!" David spade said with haste, realizing how late they were. Trisha looked over at David spade, he smelt like a baseball game Porta-potty today 'so hot!~'. David pulled out a paper and handed it to Trisha, a blush running over his face, "H-Hey, I saw this thing about a literature club! You said you needed the extra credit Trisha!" Trisha thought about it, 'I don't have any friends.. besides my hello kitty chopsticks..' she said to herself blushing. She looked at the paper, saying it would be more than one member "Do you know these people?" Said Trisha, raising her beautifully done eyebrows at David spade, david smirked in response "Maybe.." david blushed.

"Fine.. only because I'll feel bad! Baka.>\\\<" Trisha said flustered, excited David spade invited her of all people!! So sugoi! They ran to school, their boobs bouncing in unison almost like a swan dancing it's beautiful choreography.
They finally had made it to school, they were so tired and out of breath, Trisha's fake tan rubbing off on her school uniform. "W-w-w-whoopsie!" She squealed like the fat big pig. David spade reached out to Trisha, "come on senpai!" David spade practically screamed oh my god shut up please you fucking annoying bitch this is why you played that sex addicted wolf in Hotel Transylvania. Trisha was David spades upper classman.. let's just say he's into mature women ;).

David spade led her to the literature room were the club was held. "I'm sure you'll love it Trisha- senpai!" They opened the door to the literature club, the walls decorated festively and there was a bookshelf that had empty looking McDonald's and KFC bags along with a few coupons riddled with brown stains stained with mystery.
A woman with long flowing brown hair came up to Trisha, "welcome to the literature club! I'm zendaya! You may know me from a few failed Disney shows/ Spider-Man movies that were a little more successful then the Disney ones but that's not saying a lot! And I can never choose what to do with my hair, I'm always somewhat bald!" She said with a big grin plastered on her face. 'Jee-Willikers! She's so famous and hot how will I ever compare?!' Trisha said to herself, zendaya reached her hand out to give a handshake to to Trisha, she of course accepted the handshake leaving some of her fake tan residue on zendaya. "Wow! Your very tan!" Zendaya said sweetly ... "EXCUUUUSEEEEE ME!"  A sweaty big man voice echoed throughout the classroom, shocking everyone. A rumble occurred whenever the big man stood up surprising Trisha. 'That's nickado avocado! The number one hottest mukbanger!' Trisha fangirled to herself silently.

Nickado reached out his sweaty hand "I'm sure you already know me.. but I'm nickado avacado baka!" He said in a sassy tone biting down in a whopper making the sauce fly everywhere but into his mouth.
He left swiftly while wiping the whopper residue off onto his left ass cheek which seemed to be permanently clenched. He also seemed to have a small blush on his enormous multiple chins.

A voice called out from the shadows, "HEY HEY! WHO WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED YALL?!" A man with a ponytail and one of the school uniforms walked out, oh my goodness! It was Lin Manuel Miranda.. that guy from the musical I just can't put my finger on... he walked up to me "Hey! My names Lin Manuel Miranda, you must know me from the musical I'm in!." Trisha replied "oh yes, what was it again? Hamiltoe?" She said confident in her answer. Lin looked angrily "ITS HAMILTON YOU TAN TWAT" he said with such hatred it boomed through the room, everyone looked up David spade tan over to Lin "h-h-hey! Be nice Lin" Lin growled in response.

This was going to be an interesting time in the literature club..

NOTE FROM THE AUTHORS!!
Hello little babies, if you've made it this far congrats you won't be sacrificed! I'm glad you've read the first chapter of our story, chapter two is coming soon so don't wait up ;)