JJBA: shenanigans

17: insert fear here

Josuke's POV

"Diamond, what the hell are you doing?" I asked watching him dance with Blue, Heavens Door, and Echoes" it's kind of obvious, they're having a dance party." Koichi said," are you sure Rohan didn't open up your mind book and put the command in?" Okuyasu asked, Rohan, spluttered then laughed" pretty sure they can hang out whenever they want." He said.

"Awesome! A ghostly dance party!" Jolyne gushed" you can see our Stands?" I asked," I'm spiritually aware just like daddy, I've been spending time with Star, and let's just say he's this close to pitching Heavens Door like a baseball." Jolyne said putting her fingers less than an inch apart from each other" how annoying are you?" Rohan asked, HD didn't answer" probably as much as you." I said," BURN!!" Okuyasu cheered.

"You do know he can screw with you by literally writing in your head right?" Koichi asked when there was a knock on the door" coming!" Jotaro called" who is it?" Joseph asked," do I look like I know, just be patient Ossan." Jotaro quipped and the raven-haired man answered the door" hey! It's been a while asshole #2." Jotaro said," Polly want a cracker, same with you switch demon, where's asshole #1?" The Polly dude asked.

"In the dining room," Jotaro said letting the guy in, he had an outdated eyesore of snow-blonde hair wearing a black tank top and matching gray pants, something must've been wrong with his legs since he was using crutches but that wasn't the point as we just watched the scene unfolding in front of us in shock, who the hell was the guy in white and where did the stoic Jotaro go?

"What's happening?" Koichi quietly asked, uneasy" your guess is as good as mine." I said when Joseph joined them and they looked close by the way they were catching up" I'm not surprised, when he was here 2 years ago we drove around town doing carpool karaoke and scaring the crap out of people every Friday." Rohan said" so are you ready to turn the world upside down or have those guys already done it?" Polly asked.

"You can say that," Joseph said as they walked into the dining room, looking over at each other we got up and went over to watch the hijinks," Jotaro told us the extent of the traveling done to Egypt and it was crazy." Okuyasu said" basically crackpot traveling." I said, the 3 didn't even bother talking about the traveling and reminiscing on the good times and it's just as crazy.

5 minutes later there was another knock on the door and Jotaro answered it, a man with shoulder-length brown hair tied in a ponytail, he was wearing a white tuque with a cherry decal on the side, dual scars over each eye, wearing a black shirt and blue jeans" so did you tell them I'm still alive?" He asked" nope, they're going to freak asshole #3, how long have you been following Polly?" Jotaro asked smirking.

"For the last block." He said, we looked over at each other confused as the 2 walked into the dining room, Polly and Joseph upon seeing the brunette had a spontaneous meltdown" HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!? I WATCHED YOU DIE!!" Joseph roared" complicated story, thank Jun, she was pissed at you for staying to try and fight Dio." He said then yelped when Polly took him into a tight hug" I'm just glad you're alive!" Polly sobbed.

We looked at each other, we worked with Soul Reaper 2 years ago along with all the crazy gadgets as we listened to the story of how this Nori guy escaped death and it's just as crazy and darkly hilarious as the rest of the journey which doesn't help with the fear that's about the explode" anyway, so who are those guys? The second generation of the crusaders?" Nori asked.

"No, Josuke insisted on calling us the Unbreakable Diamonds after his Stand," Jotaro said," well they look terrified, have you told them of the Joestar family tradition, or has there been a waiting period since I missed the last one?" Nori asked" what tradition?" Koichi asked but we had a hunch it had something to do with our conversation about whether or not the Joestars are a family of pranksters.

"Dad never told you that the Joestars are a family of pranksters, every single one and there have been 3 prank wars after the missions," Jolyne said, we looked down at her in utter shock, eyes bulging out of our heads before looking back up at the 4 men to see raging mischievous glints in there eyes and smirks to match" oh hell no, I'm not getting involved," Rohan said and went to leave, I grabbed his shoulder before he could.

"Oh no you don't mister, you're getting involved if you like it or not." I said, he groaned" great." He said sarcastically, Jolyne giggled" how are you not scared?!" Okuyasu demanded," I'm excited, hope you're not wimpy." She said" her way of saying I'm terrified." Koichi squeaked" by the way, who has the sticky note of tickle monster?" Noriaki asked, Jotaro chuckled nervously.

"What sticky note?!" Rohan demanded," I still have it." I said taking it out of my pocket" Jotaro started tickle hunting before we got on the boat for Singapore by sticking it on Joseph's forehead." Polnareff said," what does that have to do with this?" Rohan asked" everything, Jotaro knew I was alive and tricked all of you." Noriaki said, we spluttered" Echoes, pin that jerk down." Koichi ordered.

Jotaro tried to book it before being slammed to the ground by Echoes gravity then watched as the brunette and the snow-blonde men reduce Jotaro to a laughing puddle" remember how the 3rd prank war was declared?" Okuyasu asked," yeah, dad pretending to be Dio and Jotaro declared it, like grandfather like grandson." I said," we declare prank war if you can hear over your screaming laughter." Rohan said loudly, this is going the be fun.

(a/n I like to think that 2 months after Jotaro and Joseph left back for the States when Hol Horse comes back to the Morioh and drops the bomb he's actually Josuke's father and the teens told Jotaro that he knows straight to his face)