Nokia is love Nokia is life I whisper to myself while sleeping. I wake up to my lovely Nokia 3310 lying beside me, she makes me breakfast. I eat the old dominos pizza in the back of the fridge. Nokia's new cooking feature on their phone sucks. I can't stand it anymore, I want her gone. I plan her assassination. Osama Bin Ladin will bomb her. As the bomb goes off I go see the remains of the bombing. Oh my God, the Nokia3310 is impossible to destroy I remember in my head. As I stare into her beautiful screen, I feel a pain in my head. I'm dead now, Nokia has taken over everything. My Wattpad account is being watched right now, you're being watched. Don't make my mistake, love your Nokia, care for her, because they're indestructible.
