Mr.Hamilton is really the Illuminati

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Mr.Hamilton is part of the Illuminati. In his name is the word Ham. Ham goes good with cheese. Cheese is usually in a sandwich. The word sand is in sandwich. Sand is at the beach. A beach is near an ocean. A sea is a smaller ocean. Sea has 3 letters. Triangles have 3 sides. Illuminati confirmed. BUT WAIT. The first letters of ham, cheese, sandwich, beach, ocean, and sea spell HCSBOS. A triangle has 3 sides so i take the 3 letters CBS. CBS is not a new company. The number of letters in CBS, 3, the number of letters in new , 3, and finally 3, multiplied by 2, the number of deaths a second. You get 666. Mr.Hamilton is the Satanic Illuminati. All my stories have 130 words.

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⏰ Last updated: May 13, 2015 ⏰

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