💀|👑| Oodle Burning A Mushroom

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Oodle was just hanging out as a crown after being fucking murdered by his evil twin possessing his soon to be boyfriend when something happened. SPORE AND SHADE WERE HERE???? Oodle couldn't do SHIT as a crown cuz he was STUCK THERE ON THE WALL LIKE A NON-POSSESSED ELF ON THE SHELF!!!! But if he could do something HE WOULD KICK THEIR ASSES TO THIS DIMENTION'S SUN AND BACK!!!!!

"Who the fuck is that?" That stupid, vile, disgusting, stinky, dumb, rat-like mushroom said. SHE WAS POINTING AT HIM???? GRRR!!! THIS MADE OODLE VERY ANGRY!!!!! He hated being stuck as a crown BUT NOW HE WAS BEING POINTED AT!!!!!!!!

"I think it's that fucking anime weeb from AIB." Shade replied. HE CALLED OODLE AN ANIME WEEB!!!!! WHY?!?!?!??!! Spore tried to touch Oodle but he knew what to do. HE BURNED THE FUCKER'S HAND!!!! OODLE WAS VERY PLEASED BY THIS!!

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THE SHIT-HEAD JUST BURNED ME!!!" Spore yelled. Oodle was still very pleased because the lanky ass mushroom got it's hand burned. They walked off, leaving Oodle alone. Oodle very very very very very very very very very very very very very happy.


THE END!!!!!!

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