Levi: "Give me my watermelon back!!!"
Mikasa: "But I saw it first so it's mine!!"
Eren: "Guy's.."
Levi: "No I found it first!!!!"
Mikasa: "Nuh uh! I did!!! You're lying!!"
Eren: "Guy's!"
Levi: "You're the liar here!!"
Mikasa: "This is my watermelon!! You are not going to take it away from me!!"
Levi: "It's mine cause I found it first!!!"
Mikasa: "No I did!!!" *takes out sword*
Levi: "It's mine!!!!" *takes out sword and goes for Mikasa*
Eren: "Guy's!!"
Mikasa and Levi: "Stay away from my watermelon!!"
Mikasa: *takes watermelon with her and uses her swords as shield*
Levi: *somehow cuts Mikasa's watermelon*
Mikasa: "Look at what you did shorty!! You cut the watermelon!! I wanted all of it not in pieces!!!!!"
Levi: "Don't call me shorty!!!!!! And if I can't have the watermelon no one can!"
Mikasa: "YOU BAKA!!!"
Levi: "YOU'RE THE BAKA!! YOU EMO FAG!!"
Eren: "GUY'S!!! *screams*
Mikasa and Levi: *looks at Eren*
Eren: "I'm sick of this!! You two are always fighting for everything!! Even for a stupid watermelon!!!! Why can't you just get along??!?! ALL I EVER WANTED IS TO SPEND A GOOD TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND SISTER!!!! BUT NO! YOU TWO HAVE TO BE ALWAYS FIGHTING!!!"
Levi: "I can't get along with her cause she's always being a mean bitch to me!!"
Mikasa: "Well Eren you should've have thought that before going out with Levi! If you were my boyfriend you wouldn't have to go trough this! But no!! YOU CHOSE SHORTY!!!!
Levi: "I SAID STOP CALLING ME SHORTY!"
Eren: "Why?! Just why?! How do I get out of this mess?!?!"
Mikasa: "By dumping shorty and being with me"
Levi: "You bi-" *gets cut off by Eren*
Eren: "I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!" *turns into a titan and destroy all the watermelons and everything that is in his way*
Levi: *gets on his knees* "NO!! NOT THE WATERMELONS!!
Oh my god XD Hilarious!!! For me of course I dunno if it was for you guy's :/ So yeah I saw this pic and I said "Ohh I'm going to do a oneshots" so I did it!
The pic is on the top btw..
Levi: *cries*
Me: Ehh Levi?
Levi: The watermelons didn't deserved this!!
Me: *pats Levi's back* It's ok Levi they're
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Aot one shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of crazy short stories about attack on titan. Yes it does includes ereri and some other ships. There is drama, love, jealousy, romance and lots more. If you have any requests message me and I'll be glad to make them. Thank you
