Helluva Boss - M&M's Backstory (ongoing)

A Change Of Pace

"Any last words?" Moxxie tightened the grip on his gun, as he pointed it at some guy he had to kill.
"You.. have.. shitty taste in music."
Moxxie pulled the trigger. Later, as he was taking the body to the local garbage disposal, he heard someone call him.
"Hey you! You need help with those bags?"
"Who- Me?"
"Yeah, you. I can see you're struggling to even carry those things. What's in there anyway, bodies?"
"Well, a body, yes, but- Wait a minute, who are you?"
"You can call me Blitz. The O is silent."
Moxxie was confused. "What O?"
"Exactly. Now, let me start my van."
Huh. Wonder why he's helping me.
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"Alright, this is the perfect place to hide bodies. Noone checks these dumpsters anyway."
"Good.. to know." They grabbed the bags from the back of the van and threw them in the bins. Well, I'm saying this like they did it with equal strength, but Moxxie struggled a bit more. "Alright, now that that's all done, I think it's time for us to go our separate ways."
"Really? Alright then. But hey, before you go," said Blitz, reaching into his inside pocket, "could you at least take my card? And if you're in need of a job, then you can always call me."
Moxxie paused to think, before reaching out, grabbing the card, and saying, "Alright. I'll let you know."
"Sweet. Alright, see ya!" And he drove off.
What a weird guy.
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"Hey honey," said Moxxie, walking into the flat.
"Oh hey, Mox! How was work?"
"Eh, the actual job could've been better. I'm like 50% sure he was suicidal anyway, so it wasn't much of a challenge. But guess what!"
"Hm?"
"I met this guy, he helped me dispose of the body - and guess what! He asked if I wanted to work for him!"
"What, like as an assassin?"
"Yeah, I guess so!"
"That's amazing! Hey, d'ya think I could get a job there too?"
"Oh, yeah! Of course! Now we'll be able to both work together!"
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"Hello? Who's this?"
"It's Moxxie. The guy you gave your card to."
"I give alot of cards out so you're gonna have to be more specific."
"You helped me dispose of a body earlier today."
"Ohhhh, it's you! So, you want the job?"
"Yeah, I guess so, but I actually want to know - is there more than one vacant spot? Because my wife would also like to apply for the job-"
"Wife? Wait, so you're not gay? Weird, you striked me as a very queer guy, what with that feminine voice- Anyway, yeah sure why not. The more the merrier."
"..."
"Alrighty then, see you monday!"
"Wait, that's it? You're just gonna hire two people, just like that?"
"Mhm! You're the only one who actually called, so I gotta take what I can get."
"Ah. Alright. Well then, we'll see you then."