You gasp agressivly as you watch your friend, best friend, even, snatch your MACCCDONALS happy mean of 559 Dino Nuggies and snort them all at once. They look at you.
AND I LOOK AT HIM-
AND HE LOOKS AT ME-
AND I LOOK AT HIM-
AND HE LOOKS AT MEEE~
AND I LOOK AT HIIIIIM~
"HOW DARETH YOU EAT MY MACCCDONALS HAPPY MEAL OF 559 DINO NUGGIES?!" You yell, and your bestie watches in fear-
As you scream-
Very loudly, might I add-
And go B U F F. Or Super Saiyan, whatever you kids call it nowadays.
"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS! DO THOSE 1987 YEARS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?! WE EVEN HAVE THE FRIENDSHIP RING!" You hold out your B U F F hand with a ring on it, and two little figurines with tutus popped out and dance around, with a little song playing. "Best friends forever! Best friends forever! Ring!"
You're Bestiiiieeeee sighs. "Ah I'm sorry Y/N. I'll buy you more Dino Nuggies."
You send them a death glare. "NO! THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE!" You snatch your BESTTIIIIEEEEEEEE, while the Jojo theme song intensifies in the background, and absolutely YEET them into orbit, but not before snatching their wallet.
After you're sure they're clear into outer space, you unbuff and walk to MACCCDONALS and buy yourself another MACCCDONALS happy meal of 559 Dino Nuggies with their money.
A.N.
I'm so sorry 😂😂😂
YOU ARE READING
Super Saiyan Y/N
ActionPOV: your best friend of 1987 years does a bunch of dumb s[___] and you go super saiyan.
