THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX:
i have to poop
smile for the camera
Get off me, ill do it myself
This is your first time... right?
Youre almost as good as my ex!
When is this supposed to feel good?
I thought YOU had the leys to the handcuffs?!
Keep it down.. my mom is a light sleeper
Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
On second thought.. lets turn the lights out.
But everybody looks funny naked
Do i have to pay for this?
Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this
Whats your name again?
Hold on, let me change the channel
Its nice being in bed with someone i dont have to inflate...
Uhhhhh.... I think the condem broke like10 minutes ago..
YOU ARE READING
Have a little Fun
Non-Fictionthis book will include memes jokes quotes about all the following topics weed sex gayness anime why... bc that is all my life consists of now so yah..
