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hey so i woke up. my dad was like hey carl come down for breakfast i
made food! and i was like
yes i love food!
except im gluten free
dairy free
and pickle free.
koala bears are not bears
they are marsupials
i ate my breakfast and went to
shower because i got
ketchup in my
ear whoops!
i went into the shampoo closet and conditioner closet to get only the best hair product and then i took a shower under my neon pink waterfall shower. then i put on some banana republic socks and a calvin klein dress and some prada shoes. i went for a more casual look. and then i drove my cadillac to cheerleading practice.

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