i got out of my car and i went to the locker room which is super cool and beautiful and pretty and everything like that (also designed by me) and changed into personalized cheerleading outfit. thennnnn i posted a selfie on the gram and edited it to make my butt bigger oooooooppps didnt mean to tell you that😁 well then i went through my feed and then saw a pic of my bestie janaallia and saw a selfie of her at the same mirror and thhhen i commented hey gurl hey and then we looked up from my phone momentarily and so did she. we made eye contact. btw my cheerleader uni is super cute and better than er body elses even bertelina or bert. bert is like almost as popular/rich as me but her dad isnt a really cool good famous actor and the owner of super awesome trail mix company. her dad is like the owner of pokemon or something stupid like that.
THEn bert came. YYYYYYYYYYYUUUCCCCCCCCKK
time for practice. on the way out of the lockerroooom bert bumped into me! i was walking towards the door and she was standing there so was just walking and she didnt move! then she was like WHAT THE HECK CARL
And i was like
WHAT THE HECK BERT
then she was like
YOU BUMPED INTO ME!
then i was like
NO YOU BUMPED INTO ME
then we both stormed out the same door onto the field.
