Yuuma was on a walk to The ice rink when his eyes caught an attractive fellow. He blushed quietly. Than he ran to the ice rink, still blushing quietly.
When he got to the ice rink, he sat on the seats. A bizarre looking penguin and polar bear waited on the rink.
"Hello, Everyone! We were originally doing a killing game, but unfortunately it has been canceled. So today we are doing a reality dating show!"
"What in cracknation??" Yuuma thought in his head, but maybe this would be his chance to win his crushes heart.
He went to go sit beside his crush, immediately starting with.
"Hey! What's your name? I'm yuuma
"I'm kouri!" The 5 foot man said.
"Cool!"
Yuuma immediately started writing a fanfic about kouri, his love. The fanfic ion was SOOOO long that it took up his entire journal.
"S- so- so.. I like you kouri. You and your big beautiful black and purple orbs, your smile, your shortness. You're perfect. And I want to date you for this show."
"Wo- woa- woah... I'm very flattered yuuma... but that girl named Mika, I like her more than your tall Lanky ass GINGER lookin softy ass."
He got up and left with a stinky stare.
Yuuma was SUPER sad. He wasn't a ginger, he was a pink haired writer. So he came up with a plan to euthanize and mutilate Mika.
When Mika was alone, he strangled her with a squirrel. He cut her up limb by limb, put her limbs in a circle. In the middle of the circle was her head. He than started chanting "Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice."
Mikas head started throwing up a liquid filled with beetles, taking a bit of the juice.
He went to kouris for and places the beetle juice in his mouth, than got into his bed.
The next morning, kouri was snuggling yuuma tight.
"I love you yuuma, you are the best. Can I kiss you?"
"Yes kouri, I'd love that."
They made out for 17 minutes sTrAigHt while their eyes are opened.
"I love you kouri."
"I love you too yuuma"
Kouri blushed. Pepper than appeared
"What the hell do ya think you're doing!?"
She said.
Kouri and Yuuma than cracked all night.
The end (OvO)
