Getting Schwifty (Finale)

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its been 6 years since the accident happened and pin is finally alive again

you guys get close to each other. you lust for her warm embrace

you cuddle tightly and she begins to get in a sexual position

wait what

oh ok

she goes into your lap and begins to move towards your lips

you can feel her breath

she gets close

but then

SHE HITS THE MADDEST GRIDDY KNOWN TO MAN

but then

VYLO FROM THE VYLO YOUTUBE CHANNEL COMES IN AND HITS AN EVEN MADDER GRIDDY

OH SHIT LOOK AT HIM GO

but then

RICK AND MORTY COME IN AND KILL PIN!

turns out it was a SIMULATION!!!!!!!

rick and morty from rick and morty CAUGHT YOU LACKIN!!!!!!

theyre in your room right now watching you read this degenerate shit!


morty: damn rick we really got em there didnt we

rick: we sure did morty we really caught y/n lacking at the computer morty

morty: look he even has a tissue box

rick: thats called an incel morty, not a single bottle of lotion anywhere morty. i think we should get schwifty on him morty.

morty: like the fortnite emote?

rick: yes morty like the fortnite emote ahhh yeah get schwifty

ahhhh yeahhhh you gotta get schwifty gotta get schwifty in here

get schwifty ahhh yeah get schwifty

take off your pants and your panties

shit on the floor

gotta get schwifty in here

im mr bulldops

mr bulldo

THE END


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