Doomguy slays the Loud House

The Suspicion

"Wonderful idea, dumbass!"

"Shut up and turn left," I replied. "I'd like to see what you'd have come up with," I added. "At least I'd still be unspotted," said Sonic. Sonic then made the sharpest turn I've experienced on a bike ride. We then slid into an alleyway. "I'm gonna go and hide the bike, go and check us in," said Sonic.

So I left the alley and walked the rest of the way to the hotel. It seemed that Google was a thing in this dimension. Maps seemed to work fine here. I took a turn and arrived at the hotel we were staying at. I entered and checked in. Tails seemed to help us with all the bookings and all that. I went up and entered my room. It was nicer than I expected.

I went to the bathroom to wash up a bit. When suddenly, I felt a pain in my chest and my breathing went heavy. I took my meds out and swallowed a few pills. The pain stopped but my breathing was still a bit heavy. After I came out of the bathroom, I collapsed into bed. I stared at the ceiling for a bit re-evaluating today. I heard a knocking on the door.

I opened the door and Sonic entered the room. "Hey," he said. He then jumped onto his bed. I went back to mine. I then drifted away to sleep.

I woke up the following day at 7 am. I opened the blinds and saw a familiar-looking van. The Loud's van. It stopped right across the hotel. One of the siblings came out of the van. I recognized her as the eldest. "Dude, wake up," I yelled at Sonic. "What?" he moaned. "It's one of them," I replied. "What?" he said getting up and heading to the window.

"What's she doing here?" asked Sonic. "I'd have to guess she's here to look at shoes," I said while pointing at the shoe store. "Why are you telling me this anyway? It's not like she's here to kill us," said Sonic. She wasn't the only one in the van like I thought. Another one then came out of the van. She was small and wore a green sweater with glasses bigger than her head.

"Another one," I exclaimed. "Don't be so jumpy man," said Sonic. But the kid wasn't there to look for shoes. Instead, she was headed right for the hotel. "Oh man, that can't be good," I said. "She's a scientist man. She's probably here to visit a pal from Germany," replied Sonic. He then closed the blinds.

"Imma take a shower," I said. I then went to the bathroom. I stood in front of the mirror and looked at myself. "Stop worrying so much damn it,". After I took my shower, I headed out of the bathroom. "We should get some food," said Sonic. So we left our room and headed out of the hotel. As expected, I saw the turtle girl. She was reading the newspaper for some reason.

"What if she's on to us?" I asked. "We'll take her down before she does anything big," Sonic replied. We then went into the diner across the street. There, I saw the eldest sister once again. "Should we even eat here?" I asked Sonic. "She's as clueless as Joe Biden, we'll be fine," replied Sonic. Maybe I should listen to Sonic.

We sat down at one booth. Outside the window, I saw that little shit-head walking into the diner. She came in and sat down next to her oldest sister. She had the menu covering her face, but I had a feeling that she was watching us. "Just ignore it," said Sonic. So I did. I could only think about how this turtle kid was gonna kill us right in the middle of the diner.

"Yo man, you good?" asked Sonic. I guess I zoned out a bit there because he kinda startled me. "What's that?" I replied. "You gonna order?" he asked. Standing in front of me was the waitress waiting to take my order. "Yeah, I'll have whatever he's having," I replied. She then left our booth. "You gotta loosen up a little," said Sonic. "I'm trying," I replied.

Our food came not long after. I stared at the eggs and bacon on my plate for a second before taking my first bite. "I think she's spying on us," I said. "What makes you think that?" replied Sonic. "There were no holes in our menus before," I said. "And those holes are comically huge," I added. "I'm gonna make some comically huge holes in you if you don't shut up," replied Sonic.

So we sat there in silence. I kept feeling uneased at this girl spying on us. And I could see it very clearly. "Lis, you gotta stop spying on those 2 guys," said her sister. "Did you hear that?" I asked Sonic. He was done eating his breakfast. I have only taken one bite. "You gonna finish that? Seems like a waste of money if you didn't," he replied.

The two of them then left the diner. But the kid kept staring at me as they left. I continued with my breakfast. The only thing on my mind was the kid. She's supposedly super smart and that's exactly what we need if we wanted to fail our mission. After we finished, we headed back to our hotel room.

"I'm gonna wash up. We'll head back to the Loud's estate right after," said Sonic. He then entered the bathroom. I sat down on my bed. I noticed that the TV remote was on my nightstand. So I turned it on. Shows here are pretty weird. Nothing like TV back in our dimension. But it even has movies from our dimension but looks more on the parody side.

I looked at the clock and it was an hour after Sonic entered the bathroom. "You good man?" I asked Sonic. He didn't reply. So I knocked on the bathroom door. "You good pal?" I asked again. No response. "Bro you there?" I asked. Still no response. I then broke down the door. To my surprise, he was gone. I looked at the window, the window was broken. I looked around the bathroom and nothing was left.

That's what I thought until I saw something on the ground. It was some goo and it was pretty colorful. I poked it with one of the free hotel toothbrushes and it turned small. Not even a second later, it turned into a small cube. There was only one person who would've done so brainsy. It was little owl eyes. She was up to something this whole time.

But now, I have to help save Sonic. "Yo Tails," I said through the earpiece. "Yeah?" he replied. "They got Sonic," I said. "Uh oh, this is bad," said Tails. "I'm gonna try and save him. He might be at the Loud's house," I said. "Well you can't go alone, you'll need someone to help you out," Tails replied. "Your condition is just getting worse and the meds won't hold out for that long," he added. 

"Just send someone here, and send them to the Louds," I said. "But we'll have to wait for my machine to recharge for a three-guy return if I sent another guy," said Tails. "Not a problem," I said. "Okay then, you're the boss," said Tails. "Just head to the Louds, I'll try to get someone there in about an hour," he added. "Just be quick,".