I Tutor My Enemy

Five

*Trevor Jackson*
So as I arrived in my grandmother's mansion, she came out and greeted me. "Hey Trev." Grandma said. "Hi, Grandmother. How are you?" I ask hugging her. "I'm doing just fine baby. Got any girls you like?" She asked me raising an eyebrow. I nodded blushing hard. "Who, who, who?!" She adds. "Well, her name is K.C. and she's a cooper. She's really pretty and I fell in love with her." I say smiling to my mom. "The girl I use to babysit?! She is gorgeous!" Grandma said happily. "I know Granny. I'm in love with her but you know how Mama is about dating the enemy." I say looking at Grandma sadly. "Yes, Ik boy. I didn't raise her like that. Her father probably did!" Grandma then called Grandpa. "What darlin? I was watching Por.... Por, Pa, Ho, Wha, WHITE CHICKS!" Grandpa stopped what he was saying because he saw me.

"Ricardo, I done told yo ass not to watch that again! Go get the whip!" Grandma Barbara said scolding him. "Baby, not the whip! Not in front of Trevor!" Grandpa pleaded. What in the FUCK is happening?! Fuck you mean, Whip?! What the fuck is these niggas on. "Or I could get da paddle!" Grandma screams. Grandpa runs upstairs. "AND BE NAKED!!" Grandma adds. "What in dee FUCK is going on?" I ask afraid. Are they honking they still young and can have sex?! "Your grandfather is being naughty. I have to punish him!" Ma says crawling up the da stairs. "Damn, I defiantly can't stay here. Shit." I say deciding to go to a hotel. "AND TREVOR, YOUR ROOM IS BESIDE OURS!!" Ma tells me. Oh hell naw! I don't wanna be caught up in that old crusty ass sex man. Fuck no baby! I struggle to get up from the couch and I pack my stuff again. "Uh, yes Ricardo. Fuck me, yes, yes yes!" I hear Ma yell. "Shit Barbara, it's been 60 years and your still tight!" I hear Pa grunt.

I hurry up and run the fuck out the house not worrying to close it. How do they know what Sex is?! They like 60 man! I am so disgusted. I can't live with them. I get in a cab and tell him to bring me to the most expensive hotel ever. I got stacks boo.

*2 Months Later*
I finally get to go back to the cooper house. I know I said one, but I didn't wanna leave! And that hotel costed me like 1.1million dollars. Did to much damage to the room and pool and workout room. So as I arrived at the door. Before I even knocked I saw Craig smiling widely at me. "Hey, Trevor. K.C. missed you so much. She's cried everyday for a month. Now, all she does is mope around." Craig said. (It's summer you guys.) "Oh really now? Run outta tears or nah?" I laugh. Craig laughs harder. "Daddy, who's at the door?" I hear K.C. ask. She sounded like a dead walrus. "Umm.... Come and see." Craig smirked. "Ugh, Marissa I told you I don't wanna... OMFG!" K.C. screeched. I open my arms and she runs into them. She smelled great. I missed this so much. I missed the love of my life. She seemed to miss me like hell to. Like, fr. "So... WHERE IN DE FUCK WERE YOU? YOU SAID A MONTH, IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND FIVE DAYS!!" K.C. scolded me.

"Whale, I didn't know you counted the exact date of my exit, but yeah, I didn't wanna leave Alabama. I met old girlfriends, I mean girl Friends. And guy friends." I said 'nervously'. She seemed to buy it and stomped up to her room. I followed her closely. "You've had other girlfriends?? Are they more pretty than me?!" K.C. asked scared of the reaction. (BTW, nobody is better looking than Zendaya. Whale, except Beyoncé of course!
She's my queen!) "No baby, They were all cute. But your stunning!" I say hugging her. She hugs back. I quickly sniffed her hair. "Nigga, I think I love you." K.C. said. "I love you to BabyGirl." I smile lightly kissin her. My plan worked. I'm s fucking genius man.

This, this was one of the best moments in my life....