Dazai: What do you pre-born males do with those pepperoni slices of yours🤨
Junichiro: technically I could answer that since I got the tits removed but whatever.
Dazai: you see I would've gotten them but like I can do so much more with the money I have😩
Junichiro: we know you aren't responsible with money so idk why ur lying..
Dazai: I will scratch ur pepperoni slices bitch.
Junichiro: why don't you just call them nipples😄
Dazai: boring.
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Dazai: I may be trans male, transitioned or not, boobs are fun to play with.
Junichiro: why tf are you playing with ur boobs.. you don't even want them💀
Dazai: I'm not the only one that plays with them🤤
Junichiro: I wish the doctor killed me when they said my surgery was risky at the time.
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Kunikida: Dazai and Junichiro wtaf?
Chuuya: Osamu, why would you even say that😐
Kenji: in times like this; I wish a cow had stepped on me back in my farm.
Gin: Kid😀
Kyouka: in times like this; I wish demon snow killed me along with my parents.
Atsushi: o we trauma dumping now👁
Atsushi: in times like this; I wish the orphanage killed me after failing to kill me twice.
Akutagawa: Atsushi. No.
Q: where even is dazai💀
Tachihara: I was abt to say cause this whole topic was abt them and Junichiro.
Akutagawa: they are shopping.
Kouyou: why do you know is the real question.
Atsushi: they went out cause they got bored and left me😔
Chuuya: you left uur boyfriend, and went out to stalk my boyfriend..?
Akutagawa: no I just ran into them.
Kaiji: that sounds very unbelievable but sure.
Mori: akutagawa you don't have to lie you know?
Akutagawa: @Kaiji if you could blow up by your own bombs I would shove one down your throat.
Akutagawa: @Mori aren't you hated but not only other organizations but ur own as well? Ur straight and homophobic I don't know why your in a chat full of lgbtq+ people.
Mori: woah I'm not homophobic??
Akutagawa: surprising🤨
Incoming call from Dazai Osamu;
Answer or Decline?
Higuchi: we can do group calls?😀
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Everyone answered - Junichiro as we was accompanying Dazai, Naomi.
Cameras on: Chuuya, Q, Kunikida, Atsushi, Dazai, Gin, Tachihara, Akutagawa.
Cameras Off: Everyone else.
Junichiro was holding the phone, as he held the camera high, showing dazai waking behind him.
Tachihara: Damn Chuuya I see you shirtless and that muscle can I see a bit more👁👁
