WARREN HEADCANONS

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i used to hate warren but i fucking love him now idc i am a warren apologist idc if he was specifically written to be gross

also i forgot where i got the picture above but i didn't draw it so 💀

• warren is autistic and you can't prove me otherwise (difficultly making friends, not getting social cues, hyperfixation on his podcast and possibly the OK STOP organization, and so much more)

• out of all of the dhmis characters, if you explained to warren that you were transgender he would be one of the most understanding

• warren is absolutely touch starved but if he were right infront of you, YOU WOULD KNOW WHY. like mf is definitely like slimy and sometimes sweaty (still love him though i'd give him hugs anyways)

• no matter how much warren showers he will always just be a little slimy like there's nothing he can do about it his eagle body is just built like that

• so warren canonically smokes cigarettes (there was cigarettes in his bag in one scene) so i think the whites of his eyes are yellow cause of the smoking like bro got lung cancer

• so warren canonically got fired for harassment (in episode 2 on ducks newspaper it said "worm fired for harassment") but i hc that he genuinely didn't mean to or realize that's what he was doing 💀 like for someone who worked at OK STOP he's HORRIBLE at any sort of friendships

• warren would be so clingy toward you if you were his friend like he would be texting/trying to call you non stop to the point where it can get annoying and all he would talk about is his podcast

• when he's upset about something that another person did he would shake and try his absolute best not to show he's upset and just be like "well that wasn't very nice was it....heh.....🙂"

i can't think of anything else ig i'll update if i think of some other crap

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