How earth and people came to be

In 42069 BC, on the planet Jaasquina, there lived capyresidents who ruled the entire cosmos. One day, the chief capybaron decided that Jaasquin was not enough and needed another planet on which to conduct experiments. That's how the capybarone ordered her capyservants to start a new project "Earth 42069".

Capyservants started work the next morning. They flew from Jaaskvina with their "Pickle 666" aircraft to find the perfect place for Earth. Once that was done, they put a dome as big as the earth would be and started throwing the ingredients in, hoping that earth would come out and not kabooom.

After long and hard work, the capyservants went back to Jaaskvina. "Capybarone, the job is done." "Very good capyservants, soon we will go to perform the first experiments." After a couple of days, the capybarone, capyservants and capyscientists went to perform the first experiments.

When the capybaron arrived on the ground, she was in shock, green grass, trees, blue sky, and a warm sun beautified the ground. At that moment, the capybaron knew what their first experiment would be-trying to create a new species that could live here.

Capybarone told the capyscientists to create something that was alive and could survive here, and perfect this world. Capyscientists immediately set to work, creating a new, small dome and placing the components that were both on the ground and on "pickle 666" inside. After a short moment, a creature appeared, which they decided to call a human.

No one knows what happened after that day except that all of Jaasquin looks down at humans and talks about how truly stupid they are.