Prologue(interview, technically)

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Before u read this, make sure u read the description bc it talks abt the age for Dipper and Robbie. And btw if you read author, it isn't Ford! Because, it's m e, aka the writer of this story. Btw, the prologue (this one) is basically me interviewing the different characters ^^

Author and Pacifica's (POV)
Author- so what are you planning to do, tomorrow?
Pacifica- Okay, so it's been 4 years and sense I know the twins came back, I decided to celebrate.
Me and Mabel got each other's phone number when they were about to leave, which was also when we were 12, and we started getting closer to each other.. Ahem, but anyways..
Author- I just wanted to know what you were gonna do for the celebration, not your love life.
Pacifica- it's not love life!— ugh, whatever, anyways, so Mabel and I planned that when they come back to Gravity Falls I'd celebrate with a ball, but sense we know that her brother, Dipper, and her other friend, Robbie, are enemies, we decided that we could pair them up as 'friends' if you know what I mean.
Author-..okay then? But why Robbie and Dipper?
Pacifica- They look adorable together. Oh, and, I thought you shipped them so much that you made this stor-
Author- did you forget the rules!? Stop breaking the fourth wall, Pacifica!

Author, Grenda, & Candy's (POV)
Author- so what's happening?
Candy- ok, so WE WERE INVITED TO THE BALL AND WE GET TO PAIR UP TWO BOYS WHO GRENDA THINK ARE GA-
Grenda- but I thought they were?
Candy- I think Dipper's bisexual? (HC) I don't know. But we both think this is gonna be awesome!
Grenda- and easy!!
Candy- oh yeah, enemies to lovers for life baby!!!
Author- oh gosh..

Author and Mabel's (POV)
Author- so..?
Mabel- So me and Pacifica are planning to pair up Dipper and Robbie, and we are getting help from Candy and Grenda-
Author- I know. But what do you plan for the clothes?
Mabel- well, Dipper, who is my twin brother still doesn't like fancy stuff.
Like, how!?
Author- I mean,—
Mabel- So, Im gonna force him into a tuxedo because we're going to a ball, of course! I'm not letting him go to a ball in messy pajamas!
Like, this guy wears pajama pants.. AT SCHOOL.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Author- that's w-
Mabel- I think it's mostly because he likes messy and comfy, and I like fancy and comfy.
But anyhow, let's get this ship started, you know!?
Author- WILL YOU LET ME SPEA-
Author, Dipper and Robbie's (POV)
Author- so how do you feel about future events? Maybe something's happening tomorrow. WINK WINK?
Dipper- so for some reason I was invited to a ball with.. HIM—
Robbie- and they're forcing us to dance.. TOGETHER.
Author- well, isn't that cu-
Dipper- AND I have to wear fancy clothes! I mean, who likes that crap!? Other than Mabel and her friends—..
Robbie- yeah! I just wanna be alone!
Dipper- Yeah, I'm not dancing with a weird emo.
Robbie- hey! It's called fashion sense!
Author- hey, no fi-
Dipper-psh, ok, sure, 'Mr.I love begging to get my lesbian ex back.'
Robbie-hey, you got rejected from her, too!
Author- guys-
Dipper- and that's fine, because unlike you I learned that it's okay to be rejected and sometimes you just need to move on.
Robbie- well, I did move on..
Dipper- that's goo-
Author- LET ME ASK MY QUESTIONS!
Dipper-.. Well dang, sorry.
Author- next question, Dipper, do you like ice cream?
Dipper- yeh, why?
Author- I DO TOO! Omg, we're like SO similar!
Dipper- what the-..
Author- NEXT QUESTION, DIPPER WILL YOU MARRY M-
Dipper- I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!

Author and Stanley's (POV)
Author- so how do you feel about your niece trying to pair up your nephew and that one emo kid?
Stan- The kids got some moxie to be pairing up two enemies. If I were paired up with an enemy, I would have been so mad.
Author- agreed. Next question, do you want to go to the ball?
Stan- nah, I'd rather pick pocket the cops rather than going to some weird dance. Unless they have money for me..
Author- ..okay, then.. Last questio-
Stan- no, I have a question!
Author- ugh, what now?-
Stan- ya got any money?
Author-...Okay, goodbye now.

Author and Ford's (POV)
Author- Hello, Ford. Uh, first question,.. Uh, how do you feel about Dipper and Robbie?
Ford- aren't they enemies?
Author- yeh, but they look adorable together!
Ford- well, I don't get involved with people's love life, so I don't really have an opinion on it.
Author- smart. Next question, can I marry your neph-
Ford- no.

Author and Dipper's (POV)
Author- PLEASE CAN I MARRY YOU!?
Dipper- no! You're like, 9!
Author-CORRECTION, IM OLDER THAN THAT
Dipper- yeh, but you're still young!
Author- ROLEPLAY AND PRETEND IM YOUR HUSBANDO!!
Dipper- wait, you're a boy?
Author- I mean yeah, I'm trans.
Dipper- and I'm a dude.
Author-[puzzled look]
Dipper- what, I thought we were saying what we have in common?(HC)
Author- I-.. Okay, anyways wanna get marrie-
Dipper- NO!! What part of no do you not understand!?

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