Before we start nobodies names will be mentioned, everyone is singled by a letter somewhere in their name and teacher will be called capital T. The capital and lowercase letters are different B and b are different people. Hope you laugh a little.
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T: *talking about stuff that happens so that you can have a baby*
B: why dont you use terms that we understand
M: yeah we could understand it better
T: I am not using slang terms
b: Pleeeease T
T: fine, cum is a slang term used for sperm and semen when the CuM-
(Cue laughter and cut off)
She only ever used the word cum 1 time that class period. Luckly she used it once more the next one
T: "pulling out" is only 78% effective and keeping pregnancy from happening
A: why?
B: Is it beacause of pre cum
T: Dont use that word, but yes. The "pre cum" is a slang term used to describe the semen that comes out of the penis before sex. It does this to get any extra pee out of the urethra, because the acids in the pee can kill of all the sperm and the point of having sex, biologically, is to reproduce children. So having all of that killed off, you get the idea.
(Thats all, hope you giggled. If not I hope you learned something)
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quotes from sex ed
Humorstuff actually said in my sex ed class (only mature for, you guessed it, potentially sexual content)
