In the land we call PP Town, lived a stupid Ray-Man ripoff called Ridsak with a sexy crush called Sarvente
Ridsak was delivery Boi. He was delivering a box of dildos to Garcello, a box of Clam Chowder for Ruby and a box of honey buns for his dream Sex Partner, Sarvente
Sarvente lives in the Walmart in the desert
Ridsak walks up to his best friend, Solazar. Solazar was a stripper at the Chuck E Cheese. Ridsak walks to Solazar "I'm going on a journey to find my Sex Partner"
Solazar looks. "Who asked?"
Angry
Ridsak pushes Solazar of the stairs. Hurt
Ridsak runs out and begins his journey to the very cold desert to find Sarvente. A sexy girl that looks like Ice Cream and who owns a church
