6th Grade: UGH Middle School Chapter 2: Friends

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Hey bitches! We are taking over this chapter! We're Luigi's friends (Psst his name is not Luigi) and we may or may not spill secrets about him.

Natalie: I swear, this kid, is so goddamn annoying! I mean this boys puns are like, dafuq? I don't even know but he keeps saying me and Fabian are OTP (You don't know Fabian you'll know him later.) and we are not! I'm fucking done with this kid's fanfics. Read them please, PLEASE just read them they are weird as fuck.

Daniel: Hi I'm Daniel. And I'm a giwaffe. I like doing shit. And I'm always doing random shit. Let's go buy stuff! I like to buy stuff and got 3 squads. Twee squads! YAAAY! So yeah. K~~I mean Luigi, is a dumb ass.

Alan: this kid is a faggot. I swear like he's got a YouTube channel, he plays Pokémon, he watches MLP. This kid is a straight up faggot, like no lie. I like to piss off teachers and I don't care. I'll do all the drugs (I'm kidding I'm kidding)!

Brandon: Hi! I'm Brandon, but you could call me Brandon. I. Love. Nintendo. Mostly Yoshi. Yoshi is love, Yoshi is life. I want a pet Yoshi. I got a 3DS and I'm always playing Super Smash Brothers. I love Duck Hunt and Yoshi in the game. I want a happy world!

John: I've known him since 4th grade and he is stupid as fuck. I swear he is so stupid I can't even describe it.

Fabian: TURNIP TURNIP. Hi I'm Fabian. And he's a kyolie. Or a Kiwi whichever the 2. He's my best friend and he is funny. And he does weird shit. But whatever. He's a Kyolie.

Alejandro: I like turtles and my name is Alejandro. I also like potatoes. I always bring a basketball and I think I'm the only one almost as short as Luigi.

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