𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐏 | bllk chatfic

𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 - "hard boiled egg 🤓"

The time has finally come, and you are now standing right in front of the infamous Blue Lock your sweaty friends had told you about.

You took a deep breath as you entered the building, your eyes wandered around, hoping to see at least one of the boys but there was no luck.
'Oh right they must be warming up' you thought before heading to Ego's office to hand him the plates you had bought.

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Yesterday
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xxx-xxx-xxx

Y/N
Hiii

xxx-xxx-xxx
Who are you.

Y/N
Hiii 😊

xxx-xxx-xxx
Who gave you my number.

Y/N
Hiii 🤗🤗

xxx-xxx-xxx is offline.

Y/N
HEY
COME BACK
🤬
Can't you just say hi to
me????
😞
😞
😞
😞
😞
😞
😞
😞
😞
😞

xxx-xxx-xxx is online.

xxx-xxx-xxx
Hello.
Stop annoying me and
answer, who are you
and what do you want.

Y/N
I'm Y/N
I didn't know you were
such a dry noodle man
😒

xxx-xxx-xxx
How do you know.
...
Which prisoner told you that.

Y/N
I'll tell you if you listen to me
Deal??

xxx-xxx-xxx
...
Ok.
Speak up.

Y/N
Okay noodle bowl
I'll put it simple 🤓
Y'all are out of plates
And the boys got nothing
to put their food in
Would you be so kind to GET
UP, GO OUTSIDE AND BUY
SOME??? 😊

xxx-xxx-xxx
What
Are they breaking the plates
to kill and stab each other?

Y/N
No
Even worse 😜
Plus, the plates aren't even
made of ceramic 💀

xxx-xxx-xxx
Right, I bought paper plates
to prevent that from
happening.
So tell me what they did with
them

Y/N
Apparently they're starved
like cavemans
So they ate the plates as
their last resource
Truly heartbreaking 💔

xxx-xxx-xxx
Oh.
I wasn't expecting that
I didn't know I created a mental
asylum

Y/N
LMAOO
You're my bff now

xxx-xxx-xxx
No thanks.

Y/N
It wasn't a question. 🤗

xxx-xxx-xxx
And no I'm not going out.
You go buy them instead

Y/N
🤓

xxx-xxx-xxx
What's that supposed to mean.
Do it if you want to come to
tomorrow's match.

Y/N
You bitch-
Fine 💩
Can I buy some snacks for
the guys too???