The nonsense story
Me= lowercase
My sister= uppercase
every TIME the FIRETRUCK squirts OUT pebbles, PEOPLE cry, BUT everyone ALSO squeals. TODAY i SAW a DIFFERENT colour FIRETRUCK. it WAS green. I really HATED green. JELLY made THE rainbow GROW. it GREW so TALL, it WAS smaller THAN buggs bunny. SO i PATTED the FIRETRUCK. no WOOKIES permitTED cuddles AT mcdonalds. THE wookie JUMPED up INTO the FIRETRUCK and RODE up INTO the SMALLEST rainbow BESIDE the DUCK. he WAS content INSIDE the FIRETRUCK, and WAS listening TO the ONE DIRECTION haters YELLING "lions MAKE tea FOR me&mummy&teacups YAY!". the JELLY duck FOUGHT with LIAM until NIALL cried FOR his WOOKIE. buggs bunny'S BISCUIT heard "CARROTS!" and "KEVIN!" before LOUIS killed ZAYN. no-one EXCEPT amber STYLES poopED IN your WICKER basket. HARRY yelled "RONALD!" before HERMIONE saved HAGRID'S 3-headed POODLE, penelope FROM a HUNGARIAN horntail BURGER. many JELLYfish, DUCKS and ZEBRAS visit DUMBLEDORE'S pig-LOOKING, horse-LIKE fishY FIRETRUCK. they BURPED up PEBBLES into A basket MADE out OF wicker. THE wookie DROVE the GREEN firetruck TO heaven AND was EATEN by THE jelly DUCK.
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