Mha/Bnha One Shots

MinetaxGoingAway

A/N:  This takes place in their third year at UA, requested by dannythebookwyrm on Ao3

Mineta skipped down to the mailboxes because it was time for his magazine to come out. Once a month, on the second Tuesday, a fashion magazine he really liked came out. Not that he cared about the magazine. The models on the other hand? He'd do anything for them. He grabbed his magazine and hurried back to his room. He had something he needed to take care of, and he didn't want to be interrupted. He closed his door and climbed onto his bed.

He flipped through the magazine, holding all two inches of himself in his hand. God her tits are amazing, he thought, staring at a particularly gorgeous girl with long blond hair. In the middle of his little adventure, his door swung open. He shrieked, yanking the covers over himself. "Ew, what the fuck? Learn to lock your goddamn door idiot," said Bakugou. "HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN TO KNOCK!" squealed Mineta, launching the magazine at Bakugou's head.

Bakugou caught it, noticing what page he was on. Is that Haruka? No way. A small smile crept across his face. "Is this who you were getting off to?" he asked. "Yeah, why you wanna borrow the magazine?" asked Mineta, recovering. Bakugou chuckled darkly, "No grape boy. I was just asking because I know her, and I'm sure she'd approve if I beat the shit out of you right now."

Mineta shrunk. "C'mon Bakugou. We can talk about this," Mineta pleaded. Bakugou pulled out his phone. "I'll ask just in case," he said, smiling sadistically. At this point, people had heard their argument and were starting to come closer. No one wanted miss Bakugou beating the shit out of Mineta, or miss him getting embarrassed. Because Denki had no shame he brought Kirishima and Deku, and Todoroki followed Deku, and Mina and Jirou leaped at the sound of his squeal to go make fun of him. They were mumbling at what was going on, though they all had a pretty good idea of what Mineta had been doing in his room with a magazine and his door closed.

Whoever Bakugou was calling had picked up. "Hey, Haruka. Yes, I know I need to call more. Yes. Okay, I'll tell her but I was coming to inform you that I need you to be on my side when my mom gets this call from the school." "What now?" she asked, as he put her on speaker so everyone could hear. "I'm putting you on speaker by the way. So there's this little perv in my class-" he was cut off by the girls chiming in. "Yeah, he harasses us," said Mina. "Regularly," added Momo. "Constantly," included Jirou. "24/7," said Hagakure. Mineta just sat there, getting glares from the whole class. "Anyway," said Bakugou, "Well you know how your picture is in that magazine?" A loud sigh came out of Bakugou's phone. "Katsuki. Don't kill anybody please," she said. You could hear the eye roll in her voice.

"We'll see. Deku will probably tattle before I can," he said, shooting Deku a look. "Depends, let me see who you're talking to," Izuku answered. Katsuki showed Izuku his phone. His eyes went wide. "You have my support Kacchan, but I'll make sure you don't kill him. Just hospitalize him, you can't be a hero if you kill him," said Deku backing up. "Hi Haruka," he added. "Dude, what's going on?" whispered Denki. "Well Kacchan's parents work with fashion stuff, so he knows a lot of models. But that girl Mineta was... looking at... used to hang out with Kacchan and sometimes me when her mom was working with Kacchan's parents. She's older than we are by like 4 years, she's about 22 or 23 now I think," Midoriya explained.

"Awww, hi Izu! Tell him he needs to text me too! I do have to get going though. Bye Katsuki, love you be careful," Haruka said. "Bye Haru-chan," he said, enjoying Mineta's face as he made a few little explosions. "Wait wait wait! I need to record this!" said Sero. You can't record Sero, your job is to stop Iida from snitching," said Mina, taking his phone. He let out a sigh, knowing this meant he wasn't going to get to be up close to the fight.

Bakugou advanced, ready to blow up his stupid little classmate. Mineta threw his hair grapes at Bakugou, trying to keep him away. It was pointless. "Go bakubroooo! Beat his unmanly little ass!" yelled Kirishima supportively. Similar statements came from the onlookers, as Bakugou punched Mineta in the face over and over. He also named each of his punches.

 "These are for Haruka... this is for when you put your hand up Raccon eye's skirt... here's for when you kept caressing four eyes' legs... that one's for when you felt up that Invisible Extra and said you 'didn't see her'... this is for that time you grabbed my chest and said I had a nice rack... these are for all the times you touched Earphone's thighs... that one is for when you ran your hands along Shitty Hair's abs... here's one for when you took advantage of Dunce Face in his extra dumb form...that's for when you caressed frog girl and wouldn't let her drown you... here's one for when you kept trying to sit on Round Face's lap... this one is for that time you stared at Soy Sauce's dick in the locker room to the point where he feels like he has to change in the stalls... AND THIS ONE IS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!"

After that, an idea popped into Bakugou's head. Mineta was still under the blanket, and Bakugou aimed a swift explosion at his crotch and left Mineta permanently out of order down there. He was unconscious afterward, and Iida had been released. But strangely, no one ever brought this up to any of the teachers. Mineta was admitted to a hospital and no one came to visit him except Bakugou right after he woke up. Afterwards, Mineta "didn't remember" anything that happened. He enlisted the help of Hakura and her memory eraser quirk to make sure Mineta really didn't remember who had done that to him. Bakugou was treated like a king for the next few weeks. Sato made him whatever he wanted, Deku left him alone, Kirishima sparred whenever Bakugou wanted to and the girls covered for him when he did things he wasn't supposed to. A couple of months later, the class graduated and never saw Mineta again. He was never a hero and worked as a janitor at some bank way off up north.