Since Jupiter is smart, he knows exactly where Nikocado Avocado lives. He drives there while listening to his and Saturn's favorite songs, and Jupiter tears up again because it reminds him of his love life with Saturn. Hours later the next day, he finally arrived. In the apartment, Nikocado was almost finished eating his cheesy Big Mac until Jupiter breaks into the door.
"WHAT. R. U DOING. IN MY HOUSE! GET OUT U FAT GASSY GIANT! UR HEAVIER AND FATTER THAN ME!" Nikocado yelled angrily at Jupiter.
"SHUT UP FATTY! TELL ME WHY U KILLED MY SPOUSE?!" Jupiter yelled back at Nikocado.
"Oh u mean Saturn? I was jealous of him bc he looks smexier than me even though he's heavier than me. Now I'm smexier now bc he's dead. " Nikocado said arrogantly.
"And you would be my next victim." Nikocado said as he brings out the AK-47 gun he used when he shot Saturn.
"Stay back fatty! I have something stronger than that!" Jupiter said.
Jupiter started releasing his gas stuff which made Nikocado cough heavily.
"STOP IT! I'M GONNA DIEE!!!" Nikocado shouted.
Suddenly, Uranus appears and spreads his stinky stuff, making Nikocado suffer more. Shrek randomly appears with Jupiter and Shrek attacks Nikocado with his onions.
"NOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAA!" Nikocado yelled.
Nikocado hates all vegetables that it's his weakness. He screamed so much that he disappeared.
The 3 looked at each other and Jupiter says to Shrek and Uranus:
"We did it guys we did it."
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Saturn's Funeral | A SolarBalls Drama
FanfictionThe death of Saturn made Jupiter grief-stricken to lose his one and only love. He wants his Saturn back. So Jupiter investigates who killed him. Will Saturn ever be revived?
