shere khan x mc uwu (THIS A JOKE)

The lion and y/n 🥺🥺🥺

One day, YN was walking home alone at night she had to get milk because their mom was gonna leave if she went to go get milk. She was lurking all around the neighborhood walking to her house then suddenly, YN saw a stranger and the stranger started walking towards them and said "What are you doing all alone out here, its almost 12am" YN felt creeped out and repiled with "I was just walking home till you came up to me." the stranger offered YN to walk them to their house but YN felt strange, until the stranger took out a gun and threatend YN, YN shouted for help but noone came until some random ass lion came up and saved YN. YN said "omg..y-y-y-y-y-y-you saved me..🥺🥺" The lion repiled with "Anything to help anyone from trouble even if they look like they just finished the cheeseburger stock at mcdonalds", YN was so shocked and flattered, They asked the lion what was his name, He said "My name is shere khan 😜" YN asked shere khan to walk them home. He agreed and walked them home safely. YN said "T-T-T-T-T-Thank you.." and then he said "Your welcome", YN decided to ask for his phone number because their dumbass fell inlove at first sight ig, They said "wait whats your phone" He repiled with "My phone number is +what the fuck" YN said "thank you, do you wanna hang out sometime" He agreed and they planned into meeting at 8PM tomorrow. YN went to bed thinking about shere khan saving them, they maybe thought they are inlove... (noone fucking likes you dumbass crusty mf), YN went to bed feeling so proud after literally being a bitch ass. They dreamed about shere khan and woke up until then, It was 12pm and they decided to text shere khan "i cant wait to see you at 8, its such a pain i have to wait this long" Shere khan repiled with "we can meet more earlier, its not like anyone can stop us right now." YN "sure at 1:30PM then" and he agreed, They both got dressed up and went to a popular cafe, they then saw eachother and said "Hey!" and shook hands, YN said "How are you today? did you eat" shere khan said "Nah i wanted to go out and eat with you so i skipped dinner" YN felt special and honored to hear that, they both ordered ice coffee, They had a little conversation and got to know eachother better, YN was still admiring when he saved them from such a dangerous person (wtf is you on abt), They both finished the ice coffee and asked for the check and YN thought they had to pay until shere khan interrupted and said "allow me to let this be my treat" and he paid for it, YN started blushing and said that he didnt have to do that but shere khan said "it would be impolite to not pay for such a cutie like you😜😜" YN blushed even more and then they both went outside the cafe and planned to go somewhere else, YN said "honey boo boo can we go to fucking chucky cheeses" shere khan agreed and they went to chucky cheese and then when they went inside, they saw shrek as the pizza guy, shrek said "yo whatsup my homie shere khan" He said "im doing good bro wbu" shrek repiled "i eat children btw whos this pretty person with you" shere khan said "this is a unfleshed rat and my best friend" shrek said "oh alright cool what pizza do you guys want" YN said "i want a uwu kaka obby pizza pls" and shere khan agreed to it too and then shrek said "alr coming right up you fucking noodle heads" and it took a hour for shrek to make the pizza because he is shit at cooking, shrek came out and said "pizza is ready yall" and they both said thank you to shrek. They both enjoyed the pizza and went to play with the games there and they laughed the whole time and had fun,  until then time passed by quickly and YN wanted to do one last thing with him and they asked if they can go to the justin bieber concert and he said of course, they went to the concert and after hearing justin bieber sing they already wanted to diagnose themselves with ear cancer. YN said "T-T-T-Thank you for spendinf tiem with me.. it was very fun.." and he said "yeah it was fun and im glad we are friends" YN smiled and then they both went home after. (im not gonna continue this)