part 2:patrick bateman with piss yellow hands makes a world ending machine

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our loveable duo herald and bytes go to the agency while the device event is happening

Herald:ok so like we have to break this thing

Bytes:uh how

Herald:idk uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe we can uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk we could uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bytes:it's made out of glass

Herald:oh let's just hammer that shit then

Bytes:alright bet

Bytes gives Herald the hammer

Herald:*Minecraft mining noise followed by glass breaking*

Midas:hey what the fuck man me and my daughter worked hard on that. that was her school science fair project too

Herald:wait wtf

Bytes:you made a doomsday machine as a science fair project with your daughter

Midas:yes

Herald:there is something wrong with you anyways I'm just gonna leave this here and go to the next event

Herald leaves a tad bit of chrome on the ground

Midas:oh hey she left this

Midas was later consumed by the death cum

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 07, 2022 ⏰

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