Roleplay Prompts !

Prompts !

20 incredibly specific AUs (juicywritinghoard on Tumblr)

1. Ghost/Cryptid Hunter and person who will believe any dumb shit for a steady paycheck.

2. Roommate A grabs the baseball bat only to find Roommate B eating pickles and macarons in the kitchen at 4 in the morning.

3. Yes, I am a vampire, no, the 'hanging from the ceiling' thing was just a bit.

4. Undeniable chemistry between the two lead actors in the worst hallmark movie ever.

5. Verified purchase reviewer on multipack of toy horses that only says "THE RED ONES TASTE THE BEST" and customer service agent going "HELLO???" and having an enemies to lovers thing going on.

6. Librarian desperate to understand what wild phase the other character is going through right now.

7. Goofing around in IKEA and accidentally spending 2+ hours in there.

8. Roped into a D&D game with someone and having a crush on them but only knowing their character name.

9. "So what brings you to the ER today?" "Well, I laughed so hard at my own joke that I passed out." "Oh my god."

10. I don't know why you've got a ferret on a leash but at least I've stopped crying on public transportation.

11. The decorative fish tank at my work broke and my first reaction was to scoop up the fish with my bare hands and we've now made eye contact about it.

12. Sorry for swearing a blood feud against you but in my defense you paid for your own entire transaction in quarters.

13. I'm so so sorry, I didn't mean to honk at you, I sneezed and accidently hit the horn.

14. Nothing against your choices at all, honestly kind of enthralled, but the fishnets and thigh high boots and pirate blouse seem like a lot for this 8am class.

15. Hang on have you never seen the stars outside of the city? we're going on a road trip immediately.

16. Truth serum is stupid and this is never gonna work but the fact you believe it will makes me love you even more. wait. shit.

17. Hahaha, no worries, it's not /my/ blood.

18. But what's wrong with the lyric, "baby you make me feel like the home depot light fixture aisle" ?? I don't understand.

19. I would help you move. I would follow you into hell. but you cannot make me come on vacation with your family I will do an actual homicide stop nodding and smiling at me I'm so serious.

20. Hey bud. I didn't mean to reveal that I can read minds but I gotta know what in the actual hell is going on in your head, do you live like this? always??

Angst Prompt

1. (Inspired by "Friends to Lovers" by Melina KB) [Character A] has been in a relationship with their current partner for a while, but can see that they're cheating on them with their so-called "best friend", despite how much their partner insists it isn't that way. [Character A], in frustration, goes to [Character B / Character B and C] and vents about their situation and how betrayed they feel.