coughs ok ok ill make it an actual story
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y/n's presentation that nobody asked
Hi, my name is Y/N, im 20 and i work for programming stuff.I have nerd glasses and nerd teeth: that's why my friends call me a nerd 😃😄😅😅
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3rd person pov:
The time Y/N was reading boring books and listening to the news, the journalist talked about a serial killer that escaped prison and is going to {insert a town where y/n lives here}, and the people who lives here need to close everything and stay safe. y/n was chocked, they didn't knew their bad luck is high. They did close everything (bro forgot the kitchen window 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️) and then pick up their phone and make a little dinner cuz why not. Sadly when y/n finished cooking their stuff bob entered by the kitchen window, and when y/n almost finished eating and watching the news, he jumpscared y/n!!1!11!!11
Y/n pov!1!:
wait wait WAIT HOW???!!! (u also blushed because he so hot bruh 😲😳😳🤕🤒😷🥺🤡)
"ugh, u forgot to close the kitchen window" he said,moving his very long black hair.
"Uhmm..Actually..How can ur fatass enter by the window??i thought it was closed..." 😂🤓🤓
"Because the author made me enter to ur house using magic, ugh life is boring" 👹🤦♂️
Then without hesitation i said this:
"Uhhhm..Actually i know you're a criminal but you're hot" 🤓🤓🤓🧍♀️🧍♂️
"You too lol"
AND THEN I KISSED HIM LOLOLOL
(A/N: CRINGE)
the end
YOU ARE READING
my lover is actually an used pad???!1!/BOB X GN READER ONESHOTS idk LOL
Humorhi just DONT TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY PLZ bob velseb belongs to srpelo and my 'y/n' is original, if you want to put them in your projects plz credit me CREDIT!111!11!111!
