YFM At Dominos || short story garnished with crack

The End of the End

"IMAGINE BRO.. VIRGINNNNNN," Puff yelled. 

"I'M GONNA STICK MY DRUMSTICKS UP YOUR ASS." Axel screamed, in a fit of angry sobs. 

"GOD NO.." Pneumonia shouted, now fearing for his life. 

"SHUT UPPPPPPP" Axel spat. 

"VIRGINNNNNN AHAHAHHAHAHA" Puff cackled without self control. 

Now even more pissed, Axl whipped out his drumsticks for Puff Puff to see. 

"NONONONO I'M SORRY" Piss screamed of terror. 

"GOOD," Axel replied, putting them away. 

Puff decided to change the subject.

"Hey I think our food's done," he then said. A booming voice came from the counter. 

"ORDER FOR.... uh.... fatass what's that say..." Kyles voice rang out. 

"I don't fuckin' know, FIGURE IT OUT." Cartman replied, tired of his co-worker being an ass. 

"UH.... HAMBART?" The voice boomed again. 

Puff was immediately taken aback about the fact that "hambart" was shouted for the whole restaurant to hear. He then quickly got up and got the food and sat back down shamefully, hearing the giggles of his friends.

"SHUT IT, YOU ASS HOLES." He screamed tsundere style. 

"HEHSHEHSHSHHEHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"HAMBARTTTTTTT" Axel shouted with glee, knowing that he now had the upper end of the argument. 

"FUCK OFF, 'AXL'"Puff shouted in a mocking tone. 

"I SWEAR WERE GOING TO GET OURSELVES KICKED OUT, " Covid said inbetween laughs. 

"YEAH. LET'S SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙊𝙉𝙀 GETS A MICROPHONE UP THEIR ASS." Puff shouted sternly, menacingly glaring at Axel. The entire table fell silent, and it stayed that way for a good half a minute. 

"... hambart," Axel then mumbled, disturbing the silence. 

"I'M GONNA...." Piss said... pissedly. 

"OH SHIT"

"IMMMM GONNA...." Puff shouted again, and then proceeded to grab his microphone. 

"CMERE, YOU DICKHEAD" Puff screamed. Axel screamed like a girl and ran away. 

"I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYY" he yelled. 

"Ok 👍" Pneumonia sat back down. 

"What the fuck just happened..." Corona questioned. 

"Shut it."

"You guys are fucking lunatics," Deezjay said with exhaustion. 

"SHUT IT." Puff replied. 

"I'M GONNA..." 

"pls do not"

"IMMMM GONNA." With this, Deezjay ran outside to the van. 

"UHHHHHH..." Puff said nervously. 

Deez then came back, hauling his big ass DJ stand. 

"I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS." Deejay screamed in a fit of rage. 

"NOONONONONONONONONO"

Beanfart and Covid were watching this unfold at the table silently eating their bread sticks. 

Deez then proceeded to tear up the entire restaurant chasing Piss, trying to somehow shove his DJ stand up his ass. Puff, Corona, and Benatit then retreated to the van, leaving Deegay aimlessly looking for the short male. They finally made their way to the van to make their getaway, only to find that it was out of gas. 

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