"Yk Denji this is some BALL LESS BEHAVIOR" Aki looked Denji dead in the eyes as Denji sat there and looked at Aki before Power chimed in.
"Don't you call yourself 'big daddy Aki' in the shower?" Power crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow as Denji looked at her then back at Aki.
"On top of that... AREN'T YOU BALDING" Denji screamed I swear you could hear it 10 apartments over.
Aki gasped and covered his head, getting defensive and stepping back from the two devil human things cracking up by each other's jokes and banging on their legit homemade table.
After a moment of silence.. Power RIPPED ASS, Letting out the most nastiest, Greasiest, FART known to man kind. Poor baby Denji was right behind her doing her hair, before fainting to the ground with his eyes rolled back bro sees the light. The heavenly gates.
"Oops- it slipped I'm sorry" Power turned and covered her mouth. Before laughing and getting Meowy. Who meowed in cries for help bc that shit was DEADLY.
Aki gagged from his room and had to run out the house calling Makima, to get the angel devil and cleanse the house.
"Bruh it's not even that bad, y'all OVER EXAGGERATING" Power sighed standing next to Aki leaving poor poor Denji in that stanky ass house, seeing Aki's family if ykyk.
"OVER EXAGGERATING?! BRO MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A DUMPSTER 😭" Aki stated holding his nose
".... What house?- that's an apartment" Power petted Meowy. As Aki stepped back in offence Makima had just shown up, getting Denji out the apartment.
"Now now children let's not fight" Makima spoke softly as she performed CPR on Denji who came back to life GASPING. for air.
"POWER YOU ONE STANKY ASS BITCH YOU MAN. and why is that Ronald McDonald wannabe holding his head? "
Aki sniffed sitting near the car, poor man's being bullied. Meanwhile Denji was looking at the man. Grumbling to himself.
"I WANT A HAPPY MEAL" power shouted and istg the way Aki turned he looked like a crack head in the corner.
"You ain't getting SHIT till me wall is fixed" Aki shouted once more.
"THAT'S WHY I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW" Denji shouted back as Power and him did a high five. Because Power had meowy take a shit on Akis blanket 3 times.
Aki just turned to Makima who was leaning back with her mouth shut watching the argument go on.
(I'm sorry this chapters short I've had no motivation. I promise I'll keep it updated. As much as I can. :) have a good day/afternoon/evening!)
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A day in Denji's life
Fanfictionit's just for fun it might not match up wit the anime itself but I'm just doing this for fun
