Not-So Vile Villains

The Dreadful Dawn: Part 1

{A/N: Photo above is Rose's super-suit}

Rose's POV:

I awaken from my surprisingly peaceful slumber as Flug awakens with a groan hitting the 'STOP' button on our alarm clock.

Flug: "Sleep well, dear?"

Me: *yawns* "Yeah, go figure."

Flug: "Well, at least we both had dreams, and not the usual nightmares."

Me: "Good point."

After getting dressed and ready for the day, we walk over to our desk to retrieve our daily clipboard.

Flug: "Well, time to execute the daily morning routine plan. Step 1: Wake everybody up."

We walk over to the opposite side of the room to wake up Flug's best invention and my favorite, 5.0.5. Black Hat originally wanted 5.0.5. to be 'gloriously evil', but this place needs someone with a cheery disposition besides me for a change. So, I made a few changes, like his bright blue fur, puppy-love eyes, and, like I said, a cheery disposition. Flug's the only one who knows I'm responsible for said changes, so if you could keep that to yourselves, that'd be great.

Flug & I: "Good morning, 5.0.5."

Flug gently pats 5.0.5's head, while I give him a little scratch behind the ear. 5.0.5 stretches with a yawn before walking into the closet, and coming out in a maid's uniform and a bright smile. I hand Flug some coffee in the 'World's Greatest Pilot' mug I got him for his last birthday as he moves onto step 2: assign chores to 5.0.5.

Flug: "Remember not to clean in Black Hat's office, or he'll turn your insides out again."

5.0.5: "Copy that."

Me: "Have a good day, sweetie."

5.0.5 salutes me with a smile before walking off to get started on his cleaning.

Me: "I still say he's better off this way."

Flug: "Just don't let Black Hat hear you say that. Now, let's see what's next.-*dissapointed*-Oh."

I look over at the checklist to see step 3: Feed Demencia. Demencia's the only creation Black Hat had a hand in creating, and I doubt he'd be willing to do it again. Demencia's evil, as Black Hat prefers, but she's also a tad obsessed with him. She's also a bit overly energetic, impulsive, and downright crazy. So we keep her in a highly guarded cell, tied to a table and wearing a straitjacket. Flug and I walk off to her room as one of Black Hat's robots prepares to lower a cage containing a superhero into Demencia's cell.

Superhero: "Tell me, villains. Tell me your evil plan."

Flug & I: "Breakfast."

Superhero: "Breakfast? Well, that doesn't sound so evil now, does it?"

Unfortunately for him, he is breakfast for Demencia. The robot raises the table Demencia's strapped to up to our eye level. She greets us with a wide smile while wearing her straitjacket.

Flug: "Morning, Demencia."

Me: "All right, let's do something simple today. Just get changed."

Demencia leaps off the table and onto our floor level.

Demencia: "Never! Pajamas forever!"