Store stuck (gamtav)

The cutest booty ever

A/N: hello and welcome to one of my new stories I don't know what to do with Abandon gamtav at the moment I'm definitely changing something's in that last chapter but for now I'll be writing this until I get some ideas for it.

Gamzee POV:

I was standing outside with a really big need to smoke.

I looked around to make sure karkat wasn't here yet. I took out a cigarette and stuck it in my mouth checking my pockets for a lighter when karkat took my cigarette from my mouth and stomped all over it with his feet.

"Aww bro that's such a mother fucking waste not cool yo." I pouted as karkat looked at me scowling

"You will not be fucking smoking when your living with me your quitting its not good for your health your fucking lucking I'm stopping this habit of yours early so you don't get lung cancer." I pouted.

Karkat has grown a bit last I've seen him his black hair swoops over his eyes that have bags on them from the amount of work he does at night he currently is wearing his grey hoodie and some jeans giving me a lecture about my smoking habits.

"Okay butt munch put your arms up."

I didn't protest to Karkat's search he cleaned me out of my cigarettes and tossed them in the trash along with my lighter.

Aw man.

"Aw man those weren't cheap." I continued to pout as Karkat sighed.

"If you stop smoking I'll buy you faygo for every week you go without cigarettes."

My eyes lit up with internal squeals of happiness.

"Awwwwwww yeah mother fucking yeah thanks best friend I loooove you honk. :0)" I gave karkat a big hug as I rubbed my face to his cheek.

"Shut the fuck up and let's go before you embarrass me to death." I gave him a toothy grin as I walked into the scrub Mart with him laughing at how short he his but, I never tell him that.

He's sensitive about his height.

Karkat was dragging me by the hand towards the men's clothes section looking at dress shirts and pants for me to wear.

As karkat fiddled with clothes I looked around the store and saw a cutie with a mohawk stocking shelfs on a ladder shaking that fine ass booty to some music he was listening with head phones.

Mmmm I'd tap dat ass any mother fucking day. I heard a faint voice in the background but I was too distracted by that fine piece of ass.

"-GAMZEE!!!" Karkat screamed. I looked back at karkat and raised an eyebrow.

"What?" I asked.

"Stop staring at that fucking kid and go try these on." karkat growled.

"What if I don't mother fucking feel like it."

Karkat frowned "Then I guess no fucking faygo for you."

I groaned.

"Aww fine." I grabbed the clothes and headed for the nearest changing room.

I looked at myself in the mirror as I changed into a black dress shirt and black fancy pants with a purple tie.

"Gamzee? how is it does it fit." Karkat asked.

I swear that troll is the closest I have to a parent.

I stepped out and Karkat gushed at me like a girl as he walked around me to get a better look I raised an eye brow at him.