Billy x Stu /oneshots (scream) COVER ART NOT MINE

5: stupidity and jokes

Stu loved the fact he could make the dumbest jokes and get someone to laugh, he also loved the fact the jokes mostly made Billy die of laughter he usually covered it up by saying 'your stupidity makes me laugh' but they both knew he loved them so Stu was determined to make Billy absolutely break, they were gonna be hanging out with Tatum and Sidney now it was his time to shine he just had to think of a stupidest joke he could and he knew the perfect one "hey guys wanna hear the FUNNIEST joke ever?" "You always say that but there just the stupidest jokes ever." Billy replied Sidney playfully punched him "Billy! Be nice!" "Yeah sure, I wanna hear it!" Tatum spoke happily Stu smirked looking at Billy as he spoke "why did the fish blush?" "Why?" Sidney said "because it saw the oceans bottom" Stu said grinning the two girls laughed Billy slightly laughed "that was the stupidest I've heard from you." "Oh really?" "Yeah" Stu smirked "then why were you laughing?" "I was laughing at your stupidity!" "You do realize that Randy told that joke before right?" "So what?" Billy said slowly realizing what Stu was doing "you didn't laugh at it, but when I said it you laughed at it!" Tatum nodded "he's got a point your favoring him over us!" Billy rolled his eyes "he's just my best friend" Sidney giggled "you said you didn't have a best friend?" "I don't." Stu was quick to respond "but you just said I was your best friend?" "I- fuck you all." Billy said getting up Stu laughed "awh cmon Billy! Don't be a big baby!" " I am NOT. A baby." Tatum looked at Stu "don't provoke his anymore-" Stu of course ignored her and provoked Billy even more ending up with a bloody nose "no regrets" Stu said laughing at blood dripped out his nose "dickhead.." Billy said before wiping Stus nose Sidney looked disappointed "do you ever listen Stu?" "Nah" Stu spoke letting Billy fix or mess with his bloody nose you couldn't exactly tell "guess not.."

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