Business Card /Patrick Bateman x Male Reader (American Phycho)

chapter 4

The next day you called Patrick and went to his house, you were worried, because Patrick was like yesterday, then, when you were there, you started asking:

-What were you doing?

-We went to have dinner and we went to my house and then I killed him with "Hip to be square" -he laughed nervously

-You did what with "Hip to be Square"?! How the heck did you do that?!

-I told you the reason!

-But Paul's not here...

-someone stole him, I don't know, he won't be that far doesn't him?

-What did you do in his house?

-I went to Paul's house and started packing his clothes to London, to make people think that he's in there, it makes sense, right? I didn't send them yet.

-I think, but I can't believe that you killed Paul and that I only know you for two days! -you said scared of the situation

-Well, you didn't know Paul, so-

-I knew him, he was closer to me, I mean, he was kind and I have his number, but we didn't talk that much

-wait, do you have his number?

-Yes, I do, I mention it like two seconds ago

-I have a plan, you call Paul and ask him about a date or something like that, then, you go with Paul and finally we make the "we're gay and we're leaving here because we love each other" History, do you like the idea? -said exited

-Yes, but, he wasn't gay, and how am I going on a date with Paul if he's dead?

-How would anyone know that? I can be him, we're similar

-No, I am not going on a date with you, you just killed a man.

-please I will give you anything I you help me with this

You were thinking for a minute, anything? You knew what you wanted.

-I want to you to say to everybody that I'm Your Partner -you said with a seductive smile

-Wait, wait, wait, why would you want that?

-It's funny, don't you think?

-Uhh, no, but if you want to... -said Patrick

-I want to, so today at 8?

-Yes, at Barcadia, don't be late, and don't wear your usual clothes.

-Why?

-Because THAT and Barcadia...Just no, please

-Ok.

Then you left his house and went to yours, you feel like someone was chasing you, but when you turn around to see them it was...PAUL ALLEN?!

-Hey ____, how's everything going?

You were shocked, you just get out of Patrick's house and talked about how he killed Paul, why is he here??

-Excuse me? What? Paul, I thought u were dead...

-Silly, only for not sleeping in my house for a day everyone thought that I was dead? -he laughed

-But, Patrick...

-Patrick? Patrick Bateman? He's such a strange man, well, I have to go, see ya, if you need me, you have my number -he gave you his card and leave you

Wait, PAUL ALLEN IS ALIVE? HE GAVE YOU AGAIN HIS CARD? WHY? he knows that you already know him, maybe he forgot or something... You started to think about how to explain this to Patrick, Paul Allen is alive, so that means Patrick didn't kill him, right? This is strange...

You found something in the floor, Paul lost it, it was a zenith, what? Paul Allen doesn't like zenith, he says that it's an awful combination of colors, then, why did he have one?
You returned to Patrick's house and told him everything.