Rookie: hey are you gay.
Wizard:(blushing) why, do you like me.
Rookie:no I was just ruling you out as some one I can't date.
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Captain: I'm dumb.
Stoner: I'm depressed.
Wizard: I'm disliked.
Sir clogsworth:you have summoned me.
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Captain:we can't find veteran.
Stoner:let me try. (Opens window) PLAYERS NAKED!
*12 seconds later*
Veteran:WHERE IS HE!
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Bday:IIIIIIIIIIIIM, HOOKED ON A FEELING. BOP BUNNA BOW.
stoner:I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING.
engineer:not the only thing your high on stoner.
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Rookie:you dudes look at this goofy book I found(pulls out journal number 2).
Baggy and flamingo:WOW.
Flamingo:let's summon some random thing.
Rookie:how about "bill cipher".
Baggy: idk maybe we shouldn't summon that.
Rookie:stop being paranoid baggy,it can't be that bad right.
*the next day*
*flamingo dead and baggy and rookie are stuck inside of a cryptic jail*
Baggy:I told y-
Rookie:SHUT UP.
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Captain:change is inedible.
Player:don't you mean" inevitable ".
Captain:(spitting out coins) no I did not.
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Angel:what would you do if we were in bed together.
Sir clogsworth:depends, is your bed comfy.
Angel:yes.
Sir clogsworth:I would sleep.
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The gentleman: (pins Mr cheese against the wall) WHERE IS THE MONEY.
Mr cheese:..... So are we gonna kiss.
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Gnome:ok I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Engineer:GREAT! while you do that, I will get the ring bear.
Gnome:don't you mean the ring bearER.
Engineer:...... Uhhhh.
Gnome:don't tell me you got a bear to give us our wedding rings.
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Blondie:talk to me dirty baby.
Baggy:the dishes.
Blondie:what
Baggy:the dishes have been sitting there all week, it's your turn to do them.
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Bro:Are you an F5 key? Because that *ss is refreshing.
Ninja:are you a software update? Because not right now.
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Ivan:hey safari,there are 20 letters in the alphabet right.
Safari:no your missing 6.
Ivan:oh yeah I'm missing u, r, a, q, t.
Safari:your cringy and also your missing 1.
Ivan:yes I was planning on giving you the "d" later.
Safari:...... WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
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Ok bye.
