Chapter 2

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Rose:*Hiding in basement eating ice cream*

Dia:*Blasts down door*

Rose:GAH HOW THE HECK DID YOU FIND ME!!!

Dia:*Shrugs*Magic.

Dia:That's not important WHAT IS US THAT YOU HAVE MORE DARES.

Rose:I'm gonna have to deal with an angry mob aren't I?

Dia:PROBABLY!!!!!!

Rose:*gets out of basement*.

Rose:ALRIGHT NOW IT IS TIME FOR MORE TRUTHS AND DARES.

Rose:Anyways first truth for the new dads:How are your kids?

Kiyoshi:I still have no idea how it's possible but I'm liking it.

Rose:Really!!!!!

Kiyoshi:Yeah honestly after this is over I think I'll adopt someone......the war DID leave countless orphans in its path.

Kiyoshi:Anyways he's such a little troublemaker I think Lucan would like him by the way where IS Lucan!

Rose:*Fake coughs*ANYWAYS how are you managing Tygren?

Tygren:I DID NOT KNOW BABIES WHERE THIS CUTE.

Tygren:WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE BEEN ADOPTED BY THE VOLTARIS.

Rose:Idk to further the plot or something?

Tygren:WELL I'M STEALING HIM SO THERE.

Rose:Uh I don't think you can-

Tygren:QUIET SENN IS MINE.

Rose:You really like him huh.

Tygren:I WISH I'D GOTTEN TO KNOW HIM BETTER.

Rose:So you're enjoying it?

Tygren:Yes,yes I am.

Rose:Aight after that wholesomeness we have something for the Ardoni.

Rose:OY DIA DO THE THING.

Dia:What thing?

Rose:You know the thing.

Dia:OHHHHHHH YEAH.

Dia:*Turns markings black*

Hubris:IS SHE DEAD!!!!!!!

Dia:Nah I'm fine.

Ingressus:Impressive battle mechanism.

Dia:What?

Ingressus:It convinced even ME that you were dead, it could be greatly used to your advantage in battle.

Dia:Huh I never thought of it that way.

Rose:Before Ingressus gives her more ideas how bout you tell them your age.

Dia:Y'know it's not polite to ask a ladies age.

Rose:Pwease.

Dia:Fine,fine I am 18,258.

Vulcannus:*Spews out sprite that he was drinking*HOW MUCH??
Dia:18,258.

Vulcannus:THAT'S MORE THAN TWICE AS MUCH AS A NETHERANS LIFE AND WE'RE ONE OF THE MOST LONG LIVING SPECIES IN ARDONIA WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?

Dia:Uhhhhhhh-

Rose:Never mind that our next dare someone wants to yeet Allister into the void.

Allister:Say what now.

1234567890hiandbye:*Appears out of nowhere and throws Allister into the void*YEET.

Rose:Now THIS is entertainment.

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