Xixi Bloomfield has green eyes, brown skin, curly orange hair, gets dressed. A light bluish portal appears. Xixi Bloomfield covers her boobs and screams slightly. A light bluish jellyfish-like alien crawls out of the light bluish portal. Xixi Bloomfield slips on a dress.
The alien speaks in a gurgly voice, "I am Prince Zax."
The girl responds in a shaky voice, "I'm Xixi Bloomfield."
Zax says, "You will be my princess."
Zax wraps a tentacle around Xixi's wrist and brings her through the bluish portal.
Xixi Bloomfield is confused. Xixi is brought into a light blue jello-like alien world with cities that look like rainbow mushrooms, an opalescent moon is high in the night sky.
Xixi Bloomfield in wonder remarks, "This place is amazing!"
Zax gurgles, "You will be the princess of the world, my love."
Xixi is confused and asks, "Love??"
Zax gurgles, "Yes, my love. I have searched and found the most lovely being in the universe to be the princess of my world."
Xixi says, "I'm just a college student. I have to be at classes tomorrow."
"What is 'classes'?" Zax gurgles, confused.
"Do you have an education system here?" Xixi says.
Zax gurgles, "All information is spread through a root system."
Xixi says, "Well, I can't do that. Information is given through communication."
Zax gurgles, "I will communicate information with you then, my love."
Xixi says, "I have a community to return to."
Zax gurgles, "A community?....Friends?...We will be your community...."
Xixi is worried and asks, "What?"
Zax gurgles, "Am I not your prince? And these people your subjects?"
"You just kidnapped me!" Xixi exclaims.
"Do you wish to abandon your duties?" Zax gurgles.
Xixi says ,"Are you not listening to me?! I've been kidnapped, I'm only in a nightgown."
Zax gurgles, "I'm sorry, my love."
"No, you aren't! You'd take me home if you did!" Xixi shouts.
Zax pauses, releases his tentacle grip on Xixi's wrist, and opens a light bluish portal. Xixi Bloomfield walks through the portal. Zax sadly waves a tentacle as the light bluish portal slowly starts closing. Xixi Bloomfield waves back. Zax makes sad gurgle noises. Xixi Bloomfield is suddenly sad. Zax slowly crawls away, wondering how they'll explain to their subjects that they have no princess.
Xixi Bloomfield lays on the bed and cries. Zax continues crawling to his castle.
Xixi Bloomfield takes her laptop and says, "I have online classes."
Zax begins searching for another princess for his world. Xixi Bloomfield tries calling Zax.
Zax answers in a gurgly voice, "Hello?"
Xixi says, "It's Xixi Bloomfield, your princess. I can be with you."
Zax makes happy gurgly noises.
"I love you!" Xixi exclaims.
Zax gurgles, "I love you, my love!"
"Pick me up?" Xixi asks.
A light bluish portal opens up and Zax waves at Xixi. Xixi Bloomfield jumps in. Zax hugs Xixi.
