jolly jammer ⛏️

lightskin rizz

one day, a devil spawned in the tower of dusty devot. some musty dusty yute named zesty steve, was 5'3" with a beard that actually connected and a trim that hadn't been washed since prehistoric times. He was so lost and like the hiker he was, carried his backpack and his pick axe and set out to discover the strange land.

on his travels, he discovered a hunky junky stinky rat, named jake rizzerton. this man had negative rizz. Once a fine woman was in his hands and this guy sneezed and said "oopsie daisie i gotcha nose". the woman ran away crying with blood coming out her bright orbs.

Back to present day, zesty steve came across jake rizzerton and was completely engulfed in his beauty. He started foaming at the mouth at the naughty thiughts that drowned his delicate mind, and suddenly started barking.

"Are u okay missy?" quivered Jake.
"Your just so.... so goddamn seggsy", replied zesty steve.

"oh. i'm raw motherfucker i'm raw. what's good young hoe u about it, got a loft right now u excited?" he queried.

"i'll be there with open arms, and open legs with an open mouth" replied zesty steve.

so they both set out to journey to his home town, tilted towers, home to the famous rajas and riches such as the commando. but upon their arrival, they were hit with an ariana grande with a hammer, both shockwaved into the storm.

"quick jump on my back zesty steve!" yelled jake.

"i'm coming my baby!" screamed steve.

with one riding the other, they ran like hell into the circle, right into tilted towers, where they fell on top of eachtoehr in the petrol station. but then suddenly something fell out the sky from out of zesty steve's arse.........