jolly jammer ⛏️

rizz the season to be jolly

they both arrived to tilted.

as they frolicked around the streets of the dusty musty town, they saw a bunch of people doing illegal shit like pissing in the street, one of them was zesty steve but he fit right in this town so it was fine. then suddenly, something fell into zesty steve's hand... it was a red shrimp

"hey where did this fishy fish come from?" zesty steve yelled out in disgust .

"i pulled it out this river u dingwit" replied jake rizzerton.

they decided to make the shrimp their own, and looked after it as if it was their very own blood, but soon the shrimp died and they lost it in the mess zesty steve made because he's so messy.

then one day jake rizzerton decided to boogie bomb zesty steve. this made zesty steve start to get sturdy in the middle of tilted towers. it was so embarassing that the shrimp came back to life and killed itself again.

"guysssssss what's ur favourite singer ?" asked zesty steve, trying to create small talk. "mines paul breach"

"omg mines nicki minaj. my fave song is superb ass" replied jake rizzerton

they then both shut their eyes, aimed their guns at eachother with the safety off, and shot the gun to the beat of super bass. but suddenly, zesty steve was thrown aback when something pulled him to the floor. he opened his eyes in shock and there he was.... his all time nemesis with his knee to his neck. it was lil uzi vert.

the 3'2" rapper lil uzi vert had zesty steve in a chock hold and zapped him with the infinity stone planted in his head. he then forced zesty steve to rap but it made him start to weep and then he accidentally shat himself.

this was actually a good tactic, as it made lil uzi vert release zesty steve from the chock hold and zesty steve was able to release a whole clip into lil uzis skull. but of course lil uzi vert didn't die, he's only 3'2" so instead they became best friends and carried on with the adventure. together ❤️