The Dark Tales

Fingers

My wife and I just picked up our daughter from her friends party. When we got home it was very late so my wife tucked her in and read her a story. I was watching the game. When I woke up it was around 12 o'clock my daughter was tugging on my shirt. She said Daddy guess how old I'm gonna be next year? I said how old sweetie? She held up four fingers. It's 7 o'clock and we still don't know how she got them