A/N: This chapter has the weirdest quotes I have ever read (and thats something.) So Enjoy!!
The secret to humour is surprise. ~Aristotle
Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. ~William Shakespeare
I dont have a girlfriend but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that. ~Mitch Hedberg
If there had not been women we would still be squatting in a cave eating raw mest, because we made civiliziation in order to impress our girlfriends. ~Orson Welles
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Book of Quotes
RandomHere you will find quotes. if you have a good quote and you want me to add it send it to me and I will write it and if you want ill write your name as well.
