Zhongli x Hilichurl

Another Night Meeting

Like any other night, Zhongli was preparing to sneak into his hilichurl girlfriend, Olga's cave. Today he was going to pack a gift for her, a batch of flowers he'd found whilst finding materials to make a dildo. He quickly finished making the flowers into a bouquet and rushed out the door quickly, making sure nobody could see him. A gust of wind from the door knocked some of the petals off the flowers yet he was in too much of a rush to clean them up. He ran as quickly as he could so nobody spotted him, he knew he'd make quite a crowd if he was seen. Finally, he made it to the entrance of the cave and hurriedly went inside, little did he know someone was lurking from behind...

Olga greeted him with a cup of tea and sat him down at the table. He handed her the flowers and she put them in a vase next to her cooking pot.
"So, any trouble lately?" Zhongli asked, hoping that his precious girlfriend was okay. Olga sat down and sighed, "I've had quite the trouble lately, this one traveller keeps destroying our hilichurl camps..." He immediately knew who she was talking about.
"I'll try find a place for you to build your camp without disturbance." He smiled. He'd only smile at Olga, nothing else made him as happy as Olga's presence. As they talked, time moved quicker. Suddenly, Zhongli suddenly felt as if someone else was there.
"Is anybody else here by chance?" He asked nervously. Zhongli started to sweat, nobody could know he was dating a creature the land hated. If his secret was exposed he'd go down in history as "Liyue's Monster-Loving Roach".
"No, why?" Olga asked.
"I feel as if somebody is watching us..." He got up and bowed his head, "I think it'll be best if I leave for the night." Olga started to worry, she walked over to him and looked up at his worried face. She kissed him on the cheek, it was quite a wet kiss but that's what Zhongli loved.
"If that's what you think is right to do, then I'll see you tomorrow night." She walked him to the door and they said their final goodbyes before Zhongli headed off.

He walked cautiously. No matter how far away he got from the cave, he still felt that someone else was there with him. This was starting to worry him, nobody could ever find out about this or else he'd be done for. Just then, there was a rustling in the trees. He was already worrying, this got him even more scared. Slowly, he walked over to the trees and inspected them, nothing was there except a family of red birds. Zhongli sighed. At that moment he realised there was nothing to worry about, perhaps his gut was wrong. He turned around and continued walking home until he started hearing whispering. The voice was familiar, a voice he'd heard before but he couldn't just quite put his finger on who it was. Still, perhaps he was hearing things. The whispering stopped after a short 5 seconds and he started hearing footsteps getting closer and closer to him from behind. But, when he turned around, there was nothing. This was bothering him too much, he sat down on a fallen tree and took a breather. Maybe trusting his gut was the right thing to do. Shivers started going down his spine, he couldn't take this anymore.
"Come out wherever you are! Stop being such a pussy and show yourself!" He shouted, yet trying not to awake the whole of Liyue with his powerful voice. A hand touched his shoulder. The figure behind him breathed warmly on the back of his neck and whispered gently.
"Hey girlie..."